->'''Theoden''': And so it begins...\\
'''Bill Corbett''': So, the first two and a half hours were prologue?!
-->-- '''Podcast/RiffTrax''', ''Film/TheLordOfTheRings: The Two Towers''

->''"And now that we've concluded one of the longest scene-setting '''[[BoldInflation introductions]]''' in comic book history, let's see if we can get our '''[[BoldInflation story]]''' going while we're still '''[[BoldInflation young]]''' enough to care..."''
-->--- '''Narrator''', ''[[ComicBook/SpiderMan The Amazing Spider-Man]]'' #86[[note]]This was on the seventh page.[[/note]]

->''Half an hour of cutscenes and tutorials later, and we're only ''now'' getting to the prologue. Yep, this is a [[EasternRPG JRPG]], alright!''
-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COYUR4bI2x4 64 Things WRONG With]] {{VideoGame/Paper Mario|64}}''

->''(to the tune of the Franchise/StarWars theme)''
->'''[[Creator/NoahAntwiler Spoony]] and [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''': Boooring! This is so boooring! This is so boooring! Get to the show!
-->-- '''WebVideo/NostalgiaCritic''', ''Film/AloneInTheDark2005'' review