Quotes: Prolonged Prologue

Theoden: And so it begins...
Bill Corbett: So, the first two and a half hours were prologue?!
RiffTrax, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

"And now that we've concluded one of the longest scene-setting introductions in comic book history, let's see if we can get our story going while we're still young enough to care..."
—- Narrator, The Amazing Spider-Man #86note 

Half an hour of cutscenes and tutorials later, and we're only now getting to the prologue. Yep, this is a JRPG, alright!