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Quotes: Professional Killer
He's got the power — he's like a god
But he's a devil of flesh and blood
A .45 is his religion, code of silence his belief
Accept, "Sick, Dirty and Mean"

And then I spend your ransom money
But still I keep your sheep

I peel the mask you're wearing
And then rob you of your sleep, rob you of your sleep
I choose to steal what you choose to show
And don't you know...
I'm making a career of evil
Blue Oyster Cult, "Career of Evil"

I do the "getting rid of", don't tell me why
Don't need to hear the truth, don't need the lies
Now pay me quickly, and now we're through
It brings me great pleasure to say my next job is you!
Megadeth, "Killing Is My Business"

Yours is not to ask why
Yours is to do and die
KMFDM, "Professional Killer"note 

"I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad."
Marv, Sin City

"Death is my business, and business is good..."
Agent 47, Hitman: Contracts

(on phone with his father) "Not a 'crazed gunman', dad, I'm an assassin''! ... Well the 'difference' bein', one is a job, and the other's mental sickness!"
The Sniper, Team Fortress 2

"They cry, they plead, they beg, they piss themselves, they cry for their mothers. It gets embarrassing. I like to kill 'em softly. From a distance."
Jackie Cogan, Killing Them Softly

"What have you been doing with your life?"
"Uhhh...professional killer."
"Oh, Good for you. It's a growth industry."
Mr. Newberry and Martin Blank, Grosse Pointe Blank

"Gunter, you are my rock star, you know this. You kill everything I ask you to kill. You even kill extra things, like— like dogs and cats along the way. People just crossing the road. You killed everyone on that boat, remember? You drowned them from the inside, it was beautiful. You killed that guy on his wedding with piano wire while he was playing piano. I love you for this stuff."
Tannhauser, Bullet in the Face

"A sure and steady hand did this. This ain't no squirrelly amateur. This is the work of a salty dog. You can tell by the cleanliness of the carnage. Now a kill-crazy rampage though it may be, all the colors are kept within the lines."
Sheriff Earl McGraw, Kill Bill Pt. 1

"Cursed be he who taketh reward to slay an innocent person." And all the people shall say, "Amen."
Deuteronomy 27:25, King James Bible (Cambridge Edition)

We do not murder. We do not execute. We do not massacre. We never, you may be very certain, we never torture. We have no truck with crimes of passion or hatred or pointless gain. We do not do it for a delight in inhumation, or to feed some secret inner need, or for petty advantage or for some cause or belief; I tell you, gentlemen, that all these reasons are in the highest degree suspect. Look into the face of a man who will kill you for a belief and your nostrils will snuff up the scent of abomination. Hear a speech declaring a holy war and, I assure you, your ears should catch the click of evil's scales and the dragging of its monstrous tail over the purity of the language. No, we do it for the money. And, because we above all must know the value of a human life, we do it for a great deal of money. There can be few cleaner motives, so shorn of all pretence.
Dr Cruces, Pyramids

"Tell me, Bronn. If I told you to kill a babe ... an infant girl, say, still at her mother's breast ... would you do it? Without question?"

"Without question? No." The sellsword rubbed thumb and forefinger together. "I'd ask how much."

Max: You just met him once and you kill him like that?!
Vincent: What, I should only kill people after I get to know them?

I'm not a good person or a bad person. I'm just here to kill things.

"Murder is only killing without a license."
Bishop, The Mechanic

Zevran: Assassination in Antiva is a tradition. It is more efficient than an election, as we say "Politics and death go together like kisses and love-making."

Deadpool: What? I kill people. It's a perfectly legitimate business.
Green Goblin: Killing's not "legitimate!"
Deadpool: It's a business...

"Ya can't spell assassin without "sin".... and twice the ass!"

Matthew Risman: You have the eyes of a killer, girl. Not like Wolverine. No, he's just an animal. But were bred for murder. And right now, you're thinking of eleven different ways to kill me, aren't you?
X-23: No — twenty-seven.

The Chameleon: I am not a murderer. Murder is petty, it's thuggish. Assassination is a tool, a political statement. I am paid to help others make their statements.

A knight's a sword with a horse. The rest, the vows and the sacred oils and the lady’s favors, they’re silk ribbons tied round the sword. Maybe the sword’s prettier with ribbons hanging off it, but it will kill you just as dead.
Sandor Clegane, A Song of Ice and Fire

James Bond: In my business you prepare for the unexpected.
Franz Sanchez: And what business is that?
Bond: I help people with problems.
Sanchez: Problem solver.
Bond: More of a problem eliminator.

"The rifle is the first weapon you learn how to use, because it lets you keep your distance from the client. The closer you get to being a pro, the closer you can get to the client. The knife, for example, is the last thing you learn."
Léon, The Professional

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