We get caught laundering money, we're not going to a white-collar resort prison. No, no, no, we're going to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison!

Despite having the classic setup of a heist gone wrong, the thieves still managed to get away and kill a police officer in the process. Cop killing isn't a common occurrence in Norway meaning that, when caught, the robbers were going to get the closest thing to prison rape that the Norwegian judicial system could legally administer. Then later, of course, literal prison rape.

Michael, you gotta get me out of here (under house arrest at home with his wife). In prison, all I had to do was lie there and take it. Here, I have to lie there and give it!

You are going to get the girl and tell me what I want to know now, or I will fill your computers with gig after inhuman gig of child pornography. I will flood the FBI with perfect shots of you touching little boys of every age and creed — sent from your e-mail address, and I will smile when I think of the prison brothers prying you open and turning your ass into a gaping, bloody parking space. I can do it. In minutes. From anywhere. Believe it.

"You know what hurts most? The lack of respect. Well, no, actually, the other thing, that hurts most, but what hurts second most is the lack of respect."

Toyboy: Man, I miss the nineties. It was such a great time to be a hero [...] Don't you agree, Hexecutioner?

Hexecutioner: I spend the nineties in prison after another 'hero' framed me for murder.

Toyboy: Oh... well, at least you never had to pay for rent.

Hexecutioner: Or for sex, either.

Toyboy: Please... just, don't...

Hexecutioner: Now there's a request that brings back sweet, struggling memories.

Fat Albert: Man, fuck you.

Police Interrogator: Oh, you gonna be the one gettin' fucked when you get in prison, boy! They gonna take yo' fat ass and rip yo' asshole open, you gonna get fucked by a nigga named Nancy!

Lois: I have to get rid of this body or Chris'll go to prison! And we all know what happens in those prison showers. I've seen Oz.

Cutaway Gag to...

Singing Prisoners: Scrub-scrub here, scrub-scrub there, whether you're white or bronze! A man can wash another man in the merry old land of Oz!

Tom: You have to get me out of here Huey. You don't wanna know what they'll do to me in jail.

Huey: They'll rape you, that's what they're gonna do.

"I can't call an Ambulance 'cause they'll bring the police. And with looks like this if I go to prison my anal virginity won't last a day."

"I'm too pretty to go to prison. I'd never get any sleep."