Wow, this game is shite. Dull and lifeless. And it's got bloody 'Quick Time Events' - the Gameplay Substitute of The Devil.
These damn QTEs happen too bloody quick!
I'm tired of shaking the analogue stick!
If the camera keeps jerking I'm gonna be sick!
Tap A quickly to not die as fast!
— JonTron about what a game based on Pompeii would be like.