Rule #1: No dying!
Rule #2: Don't do anything that could send Mommy to prison.
Rule #4: No dynamite.
Rule #7: Motor vehicles are not toys.
Rule #8: Clothing is MANDATORY!
Rule #16: If there's ever any doubt, yes, you are still grounded.
Rule #18: No killing.
Rule #19: We shouldn't have the need to own Geiger counters, dammit!
Rule #22: Don't use this.
Rule #25: It's not allowed. Whatever you were just talking about is not allowed. This is the all-purpose rule.