Quotes / Precision F-Strike

I have only one thing to say: Go fuck yourself. [to the audience] Christ, that felt good.
Frank Underwood, House of Cards (US)

I'm not a big fan of swearing, which is why I've tried my best to keep it out of the comic for so long, but when I originally wrote Jacob saying "oh crap", it just didn't seem to convey how absolutely screwed he knows he is.
Michael "Mookie" Terracino, regarding this part of Dominic Deegan

....Clicking towards oblivion.... How long, K9?
INSUFFICIENT DATA
Yeah, you never fucking know the answer when it's important.
—The Doctor and K9 on this Blooper reel of Doctor Who.

Sell your poison somewhere else. This here arcade belongs to the fucking Batgirl.''

I mean, golly, I don't rightly know myself. But it's sort of one o' them expletives, y'know? Like "heck" or "dang" or... or HOLY #$#*?!!
—Fastback, Captain Carrot and the Final Ark!

This is your ticket outta death... So you have to FUCKING TAKE IT.

Otherwise, shoot this motherfucker, and let us take our Fraternity of Assassins to heights only reserved for the Gods of men!

"Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?"

"So when Brian Williams is asking me about what's a personal thing that you've done [that's green], and I say, you know, 'Well, I planted a bunch of trees.' And he says, 'I'm talking about personal.' What I'm thinking in my head is, 'Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I fucking changed light bulbs in my house.'"
—Current US President Barack Obama

"They know all they'll need to know about that son of a bitch", Rita snapped. It surprised me: I had never her use bad language before. Possibly she never had, either, because she started to blush.
—Rita and Dexter commenting her reaction, Dexter in the Dark

Don't. Fuck. With Aria.
Aria T'loak, Mass Effect 2

"I don't say this often, so understand that I really, really mean it: go fuck yourself."
Garrus Vakarian, Mass Effect Interregnum

Well, I'd get set for some weeping if I were you. I'd get set for a world of pain! Misery loves company, young man, and I'm looking to share that with you and your whore!
The Mayor, losing his composure for the first and only time, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"It's always nice when you can make [Steven Spielberg] swear."

Spongebob: Hey Patrick, what's that word?
Patrick: Kr-ab-s? Uh, isn't that that red, sweaty guy you work for?
Spongebob: No, not that word, that word.
Patrick: ...<dolphin chirp noises>? Oh, I know what that is! That's one of those sentence enhancers! You just sprinkle on anything you say, and whamo! You got yourself a spicy sentence sandwich!

"Merlin's pants"? She must be upset."

"Oooh shit."

Bridge Bunny: All hands, prepare for underwater combat. Repeat. All hands, prepare for underwater combat.
Rey Za Burrel: Underwater combat, huh? Better take the Bazooka then.
Lunamaria Hawke: Underwater combat? Oh, fuck.
Actual Dub Dialogue, Mobile Suit Gundam Seed Destiny

I speak for everyone when I say this...fuck you, ProtonJon.

The short answer to that is "No". The long answer is "Fuck, no".

Watch your clever mouth, bitch!
Garrosh Hellscream to Sylvanas Windrunner, World of Warcraft

"I...I...I said...FUCK THAT! I am sick and tired of this shit and I'm not going to let it happen any more! I'm done being captured, I'm done falling for every guy I meet, and I'm done taking the backseat in fights! I don't want to heal! I want to kick ass! Starting with YOURS!"
Katara to Master Pakku, Avatar: The Abridged Series

"Joe, if—if I ever say a dirty word, I want it t-to have meaning. At least if or when I say anything like that, people will know I'm actually upset. It will have power."
Joyce Brown, Dumbing of Age

"Calm the hell down!"
The Protagonist / Yuu Narukami, Persona 4

Within five seconds of that statement, an event occurred that was practically unheard of in the history of Equestria. If the legends were true, then somewhere in Equestria, fifteen sparrows would burst into flames, a litter of kittens would abruptly die from their hearts exploding within their fuzzy little chests, and every first-born colt for the next fifteen generations would be born with cloven hooves and goat horns.
Because Princess Celestia had just cursed aloud.

You shittin' me?

Eric: Excuse me, I'm Eric Lehnsherr.
Xavier: Charles Xavier.
Logan: Go fuck yourselves.

Jontron: Oh! "Grommet"! I used to say it all the time back in Cali! You couldn't stop me saying this word! Grommet this! Grommet that! THE FUCK DOES GROMMET MEA-
JonTron

Oh how this game lures you in with its appealing gameplay and charming atmosphere and then bends you over and FUCKS you to hell!!

Indira: Hes... I just enjoy spending time with him. I mean, hes not as smart as Aleksie was, I suppose, but... Aleksie turned out to be a... Liberty to swear in front of you?
Paul: As always.
Indira: ...toaster-fucking asshat. Thanks.
Paul: Of course.

No, Jamie, you do not have to go to another party!
With the same twenty jerks you already know!
You could stay with your wife on her fucking birthday!
And you could, god forbid, even see my show!
See I'm smiling,The Last Five Years

...I'm so fucked up...
Shinji Ikari, End of Evangelion

You know, I think I do remember you now. Yeah... tall, angry fellow with the contentious hair. We came to you a long time ago, seeking your help. And I'm gonna say to you what you said to us then; fuck off.
Charles Xavier, to Wolverine, X-Men: Days of Future Past

You must be respectful, do not just throw away questions and statements. (in Tagalog) You son of a bitch, I'll swear at you at the forum.
— Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte, on a planned meeting with US President Barack Obama

Once again, I repeat it: Fuck you.

I'm fucking invincible!
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