Quotes: Pre-Asskicking One-Liner
"We are on Eastern Pain Time, and it is Dan O'Clock."
"I'm Tristan Taylor, and for the next five minutes, you guys are officially my bitches!"
"That's my bread and butter you're fucking
: Did I ever tell you how I got the nickname "The Dragon of the West"?. Azula
: I'm not interested in a lengthy anecdote, Uncle. Iroh
: It's more of a demonstration, really.
: What are you going to do about it, Dr. Banner? The Hulk
: The doctor is out
For that which you are about to receive, I am truly thankful.
"I'm River Song. Check your records again."
"Oy, Russell! Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad."
—Russell Peters, quoting his father
So, you offer your life in exchange for theirs? Kain Highwind:
Of course not. I offer yours
"Peace? Peace. I hate the word, as I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee."
"Be honest. You've been looking forward to this, haven't you?"
"Peace talks have broken down. Now we do it our
"It's time for you to die again."
"Heads Will Roll"
Hey Chocodile, watch where you're going! Chocodile: (Turns with a smirk)
Oh HELL no.
: Don't you see I have a cannon? One move from my hand, and you are obliterated! Luke
: Make the move.
Gokai Red (Captain Marvelous)
: Let's make this showy.
: (to High Priestess) I, Kujo Jotaro, will pulpsonally....
: I messed it up. Kakyoin
: Jotaro, what are you doing? Jotaro
: One more chance, please! Kakyoin
: Please hurry up! Jotaro
: (to High Priestess) I, Kujo Jotaro, will personally beat you to a pulp!
"I am going to break you. [...] Like a Kit-Kat bar"