Quotes / Power-Up Letdown

In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, you're among the best of the best when you hit the twentieth level.
In FATAL, you can finally successfully piss.
Review of FATAL, Darren MacLennan and Jason Sartin, RPGNet

"What kind of powerup is moist beam?!"

Narrator: The magic reveals hidden treasure chests.
Arino: Is that all it does?

It's THAT powerup! It has a different name in every game... and it's the last thing you wanna see on your screen because if you know that if you touch it, you will lose the weapon that you've been building up for 30 minutes and you'll have to start all over!
Screwattack's Top Five Best (and Worst) Power Ups, on #2 worst