Quotes: Potty Failure

Dr. Finegarten: Coogan, come over here and help!
Coogan: I can't, I'm peeing!
Dr. Finegarten: Well, pee your way over here and help me move Felix!
— Blake Edward's S.O.B

Spudgun: What's that smell?
Eddie: That's lunch.
Spudgun: Oh, thank gawd for that! I thought I'd shat meself.
Bottom, as everyone sits down for Christmas lunch in "Holly"

"Nobody can know about this, I would rather be molested by a Psycho Lesbian while mud wrestling than have people see this picture."
Kirie, Girls Bravo