Quotes / Portmanteau Couple Name

Evan: Oh my god, Jill and Hank. Jank! Jank is back! That's hilarious. Hey. We made a pretty good team. We should have a combo name, in fact. Evan and Divya—Evadivs. Eva... that's weak. Divya and Evan... Divyan. Divyan?

Divya: Okay, here's one. Divya... and Idiot. Diddiot.

Evan: Not bad.

— Royal Pains, "Astraphobia"

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, known to their friends as 'Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie', and to absolutely no-one as "Brangelina" except the writers of rubbish magazines.

—The Now Show Book of Records, "Most Irritating Made Up Nickname"

Chris and I have discussed this, and we've decided that "Kurtofsky" sounds like a mean, famous male Russian ballerina.

— Max Adler on fan-fiction

Attendee: My question is "Bartie or Brittana", and it's for the entire cast.

Darren Criss: Those are ship names, for the non-nerds on the - at the table.

— Comic-Con 2011 panel

"Zaang" and "Kataang" sound like sound effects I would hear in an episode of Highlander. "Topokka" sounds like a Pokémon. And I'm pretty sure "Zoph" is Hebrew for something.

— Television Without Pity poster Chrysaor about Avatar: The Last Airbender couple names.

Howard: Raj and I entered Sheldon's information on a dating site and it spit out Amy Farrah Fowler.
Penny: Oh my God! Sheldon and Amy!
Howard: Or as we call them, Shamy.
Penny: (squeal) Shamy, I am so digging the Shamy!

—The Big Bang Theory

Penny: So, how are the Shamy?
Amy: Shamy?
Sheldon: A childish portmanteau of our names. Sheldon, Amy. Shamy.
Amy: Oh. I don't like that, don't call us that.
Penny: So what's new?
Amy: Well just now I learned you call us Shamy and I don't like that.

—The Big Bang Theory

"Oh, don't even start, "Tarla" or "Curk" or whatever you're calling this two-headed judgmental freak-show."

— Dr Cox, Scrubs

"You really think we can trust, uh, "Megstiel"?''

— Dean, Supernatural, "Goodbye Stranger"

Sam: [on "Destiel"] I don't understand.
Dean: Me neither!
Sam: I mean, shouldn't it be..."Deastiel"?
Dean: Really? That's your issue with this?

— Supernatural, "Fan Fiction"

...this is the same fandom that had the opportunity to name a ship “harley davidson” and went with davejade.

— Blogger fishprincessfeferi here

The two [Republican] front-runners, Cruz and Trump, of course, are known by their celebrity couple name - "Crump."

- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

"Our names go really well together. Our couple name is 'Heactor'. It's like Hector, but with an extra 'a'."

— Heather, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Now Shadow & Amy— those two are a cute couple! I do wonder what their "shipping name" would be though... Shadamy? Amadow? Shadose? Shamy? Sheboygan? Shamalamadingdong? Sha—

— Letters Section of Sonic Universe

Queen Victoria: We were a real celebrity pair. Was first Queen Vic,
Prince Albert: First Albert,
Victoria: Square,
Albert: The press watched every smile and flirt,
Victoria: Called us Alboria, but I preferred Vicbert.

—Horrible Histories

"Fredrick and Edward had a baby named Fredward. Fredrick and Edward loved their gentle son. Fredrick...was the world's only PREGNANT MAAAAAAN! Edward...might not have been the one.
Fredrick and Edward had a son named Fredward! Max and Clark had a son named Mark! Aldo and Rex had a son named Alex, Bob and Ringo had a son named Bingo, Zack and Deke had a son named Zeke. Bill and Jeff had a son named Biff. John and Mason had a son named Jason, Karl and Burt had a son named Kurt. Reed and Johnny had a son named Ronny. Chris and Al had a son named Cal. Clark and Biff had a son named Cliff. Walter and Bill had a son named Will. Bill and Kurt had a son named Burt. Burt and Robby had a son named Bobby, Fred and Bill had a son named Phil. Jack and Ronny had a son named Johnny, Rich and Andy had a son named Randy, Mick and Jack had a son named Mac. Hugh and Gordon had a son named Hugo, Matt and Rick had a son named Mick. Mel and Alvin had a son named Melvin, Jack and Bo had a son named Joe. Clark and Jasper had a son named Casper, Sam and Randy had a son named Sandy, George and Harold had a son named Gerald. Biff and Chuck had a son named Buck. Nate and Rick had a son named Nick. Nick and Ted had a son named Ned. Clark and Ray had a son named Clay. Bo and Larry had a son named Barry. Ray and Paco had a son named Rocco, Ben and Lee had a son named Bentley, Rocco and Dusty had a son named Rusty. Rusty and Alf had a son named Ralph. Tom and Ed had a son named Ted. John and Ted had a son named Jed. Ron and Cory had a son named Rory, Rory and Tex had a son named Rex. Burt and Morris had a son named Boris and...

— The Fredward song from Stingray Sam

Simmons: He's Grif.
Grif: He's Simmons.
Simmons: And together we are Grimmons!
Grif: Is that what people call us?

—Red vs. Blue, Q vs. A announcement

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