Quotes / Portmanteau Couple Name

Evan: Oh my god, Jill and Hank. Jank! Jank is back! That's hilarious. Hey. We made a pretty good team. We should have a combo name, in fact. Evan and Divya—Evadivs. Eva... that's weak. Divya and Evan... Divyan. Divyan?
Divya: Okay, here's one. Divya... and Idiot. Diddiot.
Evan: Not bad.
Royal Pains, "Astraphobia"

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, known to their friends as 'Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie', and to absolutely no-one as "Brangelina" except the writers of rubbish magazines.
The Now Show Book of Records, "Most Irritating Made Up Nickname"

Chris and I have discussed this, and we've decided that "Kurtofsky" sounds like a mean, famous male Russian ballerina.
Max Adler on fan-fiction

Attendee: My question is "Bartie or Brittana", and it's for the entire cast.
Darren Criss: Those are ship names, for the non-nerds on the - at the table.
Comic-Con 2011 panel

"Zaang" and "Kataang" sound like sound effects I would hear in an episode of Highlander. "Topokka" sounds like a Pokémon. And I'm pretty sure "Zoph" is Hebrew for something.
Television Without Pity poster Chrysaor about Avatar: The Last Airbender couple names.

Chris: Back with Ollie and Chloe — and hey, what do you think the cutesy portmanteau for their relationship is? I saw Jimmy Olsen and Chloe referred to as “Chimmy” the other day, right before I stabbed out my own eyes.
David: Chloliver? Chlollie? The second sounds like a dog.
Chris: Sulliver?
David: Queenivan! These are all terrible.
Chris Sims and David Uzumeri on Smallville ("Masquerade")

Howard: Raj and I entered Sheldon's information on a dating site and it spit out Amy Farrah Fowler.
Penny: Oh my God! Sheldon and Amy!
Howard: Or as we call them, Shamy.
Penny: (squeal) Shamy, I am so digging the Shamy!

"Oh, don't even start, "Tarla" or "Curk" or whatever you're calling this two-headed judgmental freak-show."
Dr Cox, Scrubs

"You really think we can trust, uh, "Megstiel"?''
Dean, Supernatural, "Goodbye Stranger"

Sam: [on "Destiel"] I don't understand.
Dean: Me neither!
Sam: I mean, shouldn't it be..."Deastiel"?
Dean: Really? That's your issue with this?
Supernatural, "Fan Fiction"

...this is the same fandom that had the opportunity to name a ship “harley davidson” and went with davejade.
— Blogger fishprincessfeferi here

The two [Republican] front-runners, Cruz and Trump, of course, are known by their celebrity couple name - "Crump."

"Our names go really well together. Our couple name is 'Heactor'. It's like Hector, but with an extra 'a'."
Heather, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend