Derpy the Muffin Terrorist:
"> Humanity is an extremely emotionally-driven species. Sad but true." (Picture of a fake poster with a number of 'reasons' to ban Dihydrogen Monoxide aka water.) Rocktavia
: "> Dihydrogen Monoxide" (Picture of Rainbow Dash Upending a table) Mondo
: "I know, right? That shit's dangerous! I can't believe the amount some people ingest every day! it's a wonder they're still alive!" !!BigMac (Hawkeye Pierce)
: "Hey bro, excess exposure to Diydrogen Monoxide has been known to result in death
. That shit needs to be regulated, man." Derpy The Muffin Terrorist
: "Hehehe... It will kill us all if we don't ban it!"
: "And your children bathe
in it! My god, people - think of the children!" Derpy the Muffin Terrorist
: "Ahyep. Dihydrogen Monoxide. It will end you."
"Mommy /b/ always loved us best, while daddy /co/ beat us. /mlp/ looked up to daddy as a role model, but we grew out our hair and dropped out of school like our hippie mother."
— Admiral "Miracle" Yang Wenli on the relationship between /mlp/ and Ponychan.