Quotes / Picky Eater

Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate
You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate
So eat it!
—"Eat It" by "Weird Al" Yankovic

"I don't like food any more."

"How come everything I don't like is good for me and everything I do isn't?!"

"Now cut the turkey thin, but not too thin. Now put the mustard on the turkey in a clockwise motion, and then place a slab of cheese on top. Pour the mayonnaise on top of that, but in a counterclockwise motion. Add an extra slice of turkey on top, and then place the second slice of bread on top, and make sure the two slices of bread are even."
Sherman (describing a sandwich), Calvin and Hobbes: The Series, "The Genius Hamster"

"I don't like food, I love it. If I don't love it, I don't swallow."
Anton Ego, Ratatouille

SpongeBob: (hands Squidward some lemonade) Here you go, your majesty.
Squidward: I can't drink that!
SpongeBob: Why not?
Squidward: Are you blind?! Just look at it!
SpongeBob: What about it?
Squidward: That lemon has three seeds in it. THAT'S AN ODD NUMBER! I can't eat anything odd-numbered!
SpongeBob: Fine, I'll just take it out!
Squidward: NO! NO! It's already contaminated by the bad lemon! It won't work!
SpongeBob SquarePants, "Can You Spare a Dime?"