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"It is time somebody admitted there are flat-chested women - and I'm one of them...I don't have big boobs and I refuse to pretend I do by wearing a padded bra and a tight outfit."
— Pam Dawber (Mindy from Mork and Mindy)
Troy: [asking about a car tire] Flat?
Veronica: Just as God made me.
"When a flat-chested girl hugs you, she holds you closer to her heart."
"Anything more than a handful is a waste."