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Quotes: Percussive Maintenance
"My ship works better when I kick it..."
Spike Spiegel, Cowboy Bebop

"They remove Psycho Yellow from the Megazord by using the anti-virus technique of hitting it with a sword."

"Autoshop 101: Excessive Force."

"This is how we fix things on the Russian—" (begins beating wrench against engine) "—Space Station!"
Lev, Armageddon

"That's a precision tool board. The hammer lives elsewhere."
James May (to Percussive Maintenance devotee Jeremy Clarkson), Top Gear

"Kick the car, Mom! It works on the TV!"
Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

"Bob, I swear one of these days that thing's gonna hit you back."
Percy, Legion

"Only old TVs get fixed when you smack them."
IF (after Compa suggests doing this to restore Neptune's memory), Hyperdimension Neptunia

Kevin Flynn: I need to steal this jet.
Black Guard: You are not authorized. *BONK* Right away, sir.

Jane: It's malfunctioning.
Darcy: That's what I said. (Jane starts knocking the device) That's what I did! I thought you'd do something a little more scientific.

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