Quotes / Parenthetical Swearing

"Dismissed. (beat) That's Starfleet for 'get out'."
Cap. Kathryn Janeway, Star Trek: Voyager ("The Cloud")

"Why is it that whenever someone says 'with all due respect', they really mean 'kiss my ass'?"
Ashley Williams, Mass Effect 1

Guide: Did you know that Mr Edison, while being one of America's most beloved inventors, was also a devout "occultist?"
Dean: (whispers) What's with the quote-y fingers?"

Never before has "I'm getting some soft serve" sounded so much like "Fuck you".
Walky, Dumbing of Age

"...he said, 'I'm praying for you,' in a voice more sinister than if he had said, 'Die, you evil woman.'"
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