"Dismissed. (beat) That's Starfleet for 'get out'."
—Cap. Kathryn Janeway, Star Trek: Voyager ("The Cloud")
"Why is it that whenever someone says 'with all due respect', they really mean 'kiss my ass'?"
— Ashley Williams, Mass Effect
Guide: Did you know that Mr Edison, while being one of America's most beloved inventors, was also a devout "occultist?"
Never before has "I'm getting some soft serve" sounded so much like "Fuck you".
— Walky, Dumbing of Age
"...he said, 'I'm praying for you,' in a voice more sinister than if he had said, 'Die, you evil woman.'"