Quotes: Parent Ex Machina

I'm smart, you're dumb. I'm big, you're small. I'm right, you're wrong! And there's nothing you can do about it!
Harry Wormwood, Matilda (film version)

I brought you into this world and I can take you out. And it makes no difference to me cause I can make a new one.

"The deus ex momina has arrived."
"... Deus ex momchina? Deus... no, wait, deus ex motherna... Um, no... mommy ex machina..."
"Oh, forget it. I'm his mother and I'm going to fix everything."
Miranda Deegan, Dominic Deegan