"Don't give me that, motherfucker, that was RIGHT ON THE FUCKING PORCH!"
"Extra! Extra! Paperboy goes mad! Here's some ass-ifieds! Here you go, daily douchebag! 10% off your next purchase of "FUCK YOU"! Cloudy with a chance of ass kicking! Dear Abby, make 'em eat shit! Crosswords, can you spell "cunt?" Horoscopes, you will achieve greatness. In Hell!"