Yahtzee: Well, I picked up a Red Key there, I think. Hard to tell. 'Cause of all the blood.
Gabriel: I think it was a blue key to start with.
"So the merchants arrive to see blood and vomit everywhere, us hauling corpses en masse to the graveyard, a couple rampaging elephants...
"WELCOME TO FUCKING BOATMURDERED!
"Hope you like miasma!"
"Time to paint the town red!"
"We're gonna paint the whole town red -
With the blood of the dead -