"Well, maybe you guys need to stop eating nipples."
— Ozbourne on... don't know what, can't help ya. note
I hate it when I want to talk but have no idea what to talk about,
and I am not going to talk about teen boobs.
"Technically awake"- Ozbourne's catchphrase
Wow, I had no idea yuri had such serious consequences.
— Ozbourne, in a Very Special Episode of the Signature Response Game
"STOP THAT YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM."
Trash heap shenanigans.
"I wish I owned more buckets."
Ozbourne, whenever Homestuck is mentioned
This is a filthy lie! -Ozbourne