"My skin's made of asbestos. Tanning parlor accident at Dien Bien Phu."
— President Tug Benson, Hot Shots! Part Deux
"Through the fire and the flames we carry on!"
Radd; (after blowing the Seer to kingdom come) Wow, that was unbelievably easy. Wait a sec. This'd be the moment on BattleOrb Q when the smoke would clear and the enemy would step forth and say something snide, like...
The Seer: (doing exactly that) Well done, Radd. That leaves only 9,998 HP to go.
— Kid Radd