Quotes / Our Liches Are Different

"I couldn't ask you to fight witches with a fragile body just like a normal person's. A Magical Girl's old body is nothing more than a piece of hardware. Your actual soul is kept in a much safe, compact form that is capable of controlling magic much more efficiently. It's part of my job, when I complete a Magical Girl contract, I removed your souls and changed them into Soul Gems."

The cultists are the most autonomous and industrious of the undead. They spent their lives practicing black arts and bowing to all manner of atrocity. Centuries of sleep has apparently done nothing to eliminate old habits.
Former primordial priests, banished magi, worshippers who sacrificed and were sacrificed. Who knows what else?
Something in that black soil nurtured their mystical talents, and inspired them to rise rejuvenated.
Richard Sonnac's after-mission report on "They Never Stop Coming," The Secret World

What, you don't recognize me? I'm crushed! Here, I'll give you a hint... 'Next up on Extreme Makeover: This frumpy old sorcerer suffers from an expiring lifespan, a crippling viral infection and unsightly crow's feet. But once our team of clerics and stylists are done with him, he'll be undead fabulous, girlfriend!'
Xykon, The Order of the Stick: Start of Darkness

It's not just about power, it's about how far you're willing to debase yourself before feeling bad. And me? I ripped off my own living flesh so I wouldn't have to admit weakness.
Xykon, The Order of the Stick: Start of Darkness

My dear Chancellor, I didnít murder my entire family and use their blood to turn myself into an undead abomination to be told I couldnít do things.
—Dread Emperor Revenant, A Practical Guide To Evil