Quotes / Orgasmic Combat

<Quizical[GSF]> I am considering changing all the voice files in Half-Life to wavs of women orgasming
<TheMaestro> hehe
<Doc|KillinReds> HAHAHAHA
<Quizical[GSF]> I'd never stop using the scientists
<TheMaestro> hahahah
<Doc|KillinReds> Hell the first 15 minute of the game would be crazy
<TheMaestro> ALRIGHT, I GOT THE SHOTGUN! DIE HEADCRAB! OHH, UHH, OHHH OH OH OHHHHHHHHHH
<Quizical[GSF]> "We might stand a better chance if we OHHH! OOHH GOD! OOHH GOD YES!"
<Spankz> It'd be pretty damn hilarous, considering the lip synching software would cause moments when the scientits would just open up like goatse.
— bash.org, quote #153819

"That Carla Faye Tucker? She sat at her trial, she stabbed her victim thirty-nine times, and each time, climaxed sexually. That's the nice thing about being a lady. I mean, if I wanted to have thirty-nine stabbing-climaxes, I'd have to keep the victim alive for a month and a half!"
— Emo Philips


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