"I am Shirahama Kenichi, an extremely ordinary first-year high school student who loves reading books and growing flowers. But, for some reason now, I'm locked in a desperate battle on top of a speeding bus!"

Narrator: Yes, right now the boy is an Ordinary High School Student that commutes to an ordinary public high school.
Hayate: Why, hello, my ordinary classmates that commute to my ordinary public high school.