Quotes: Only in It for the Money

Try to motivate someone without some fucking money! They won't do it!
Cody Weber

"We are Karate Duo Number One. Soldiers of fortune. Mercenaries for hire. Karate guys for cash. We work hard for the money. So hard for the money... We work hard for the money, so you'd better treat us right..."
Karate Duo Number One, Episode 9 of Bowser's Kingdom

Homer: Stupid Moe! Non-inventing, recipe-stealing, pug-nosed—
Marge: Well, Homer, maybe you can take some consolation in the fact that something you created is making so many people happy.
Homer: OHHHHHH look at me! I'm making people HAPPY! I'm the Magical Man! From Happy-Land! In a gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaaaaaaaaaaane!
The Simpsons, "Flaming Moes"

"We're not just doing it for the money! We're doing it for a shitload of money!"
Lone Star, Spaceballs

"Look, I ain't in this for your revolution and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well-paid. I'm in it for the money!"
Han Solo, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope

"Repeat after me: 'morality pays poorly.'"
Schlock, Schlock Mercenary

"For just a moment, I didn't want to ask for more money. I think I'm still on drugs."
Tagon, Schlock Mercenary

"If you're good at something, never do it for free."

Oogway: It's so nice to see you manage to use the most respected art-form in china and use it to pursue nothing but fame.
Ox: And fortune, don't forget about the fortune.

I could care less if you love me or hate me!
Life's a bitch...now fuck you, pay me!
Pitbull, "Shut It Down" featuring Akon

"If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say."
Winston Zeddmore, Ghostbusters

" After all, it's not the principle of the thing, it's the money."

Jack: Hey Wilhelm, wanna come to the moon and hunt a Vault for me?
Wilhelm: No.
Jack: Come on, I'll pay you a couple million dollars.
Wilhelm: Okay. (End recording)
Wilhelm: Yep. That's my backstory.

"I'm not a soldier, Major. The day we took hostages, we became mercenaries. And mercenaries get paid. I want my FUCKING money!"
Capt. Darrow, The Rock