Quotes: One Million BC

Caveman Archie: Don't you ever do anything but eat?
Caveman Jughead: What else is there to do? Nothing's been invented yet!
Archie Comics story "Cave Man Casanova"

"Back in the distant past (way back-like when 'rock and roll' was just rock and fast food was dinner you couldn't catch), lived two cave dudes named Joe and Mac. Whether it was dinosaur demolition or pterodactyl hang-glidin', life for the boys was pretty cool."
Joe And Mac, box of SNES version