Harry suffers from a disease that afflicts many video game heroes, one known as paper skin. Paper skin is when your body's defense systems are so weak that coming in contact with any enemy or environment hazard will instantly kill you. Scientists are not sure what causes it, but it is believed to be a mutated version of AIDS.
Oh, Crap!, I just left my Queen en prise.
—Many a Chess player, internally
One hit and the game's over. Why would I expect anything more?
I'm as frail as an old man in his 90's who hasn't gotten up out of his chair in 20 years, and his bones are made out of breadsticks. I'm more frail than that guy. [...] Imagine a world that you suddenly just dropped into where eating healthily, exercising, and dieting and all of that fucking shit that's good for you is no longer good for you. That's it. Your health can just deteiorate to the point of having the fucking flu because a bee goes anywhere near you and slightly hits you with his wings. [...] Ohhh, I got a mirrored buddy
! This is a good item in one respect, but as I am fragile as...a sheet of glass in the middle of a goddamn hurricane...it's not that good.
! This is a good item in one respect, but as I am fragile as...a sheet of glass in the middle of a goddamn hurricane...it's not that good.