Quotes / Oh My Gods!

"But if you will not hear these words, I swear by myself, said the LORD, that this house shall become a desolation."

"AH! For the love of Lucas! Get it off of me!"
Martin, Cartoon Monsoon Oh, Shoot!: Director's Cut

"Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit."

"Shades of Satan!"
Superman Lois Lane, "The Devil's Bride"

"Great Maker, I need a drink."
Londo, Babylon 5 ("The Paragon of Animals")

'Donít even ask, Luna. I donít understand why our subjects invoke them, regardless of relative perkiness.'
Princess Celestia, Six Brides For Two Sisters, after a pony swears '[B]y Celestia's perky nipples' in front of herself and Luna.

Wiglaf, Beowulf (2007)

Thor: Odin's beard!
Odin: My beard!
Hawkeye: So that's where that phrase comes from...

Andraste's tears!
Sweet blood of Andraste!
Andraste's flaming sword!
Andraste's grace!
Andraste's breath!
Andraste's ass!
Andraste's tits!
Andraste's knicker-weasels!
Andraste's flaming knickers!
Andraste's sanctified ass!
Andraste's great flaming arse!
Andraste's dimpled buttcheeks!
Andraste's granny-panties!

"Hmm. I was not aware that I was an expression. An appropriate one, of course, for even I don't know the answers."
Princess Celestia, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

Fury: What in Tartarus is that?

What in the name of Lucian's prized pig is that?
Your Main Character after opening a long sealed tomb with someone alive inside, Divinity: Original Sin II

"Holy sun. Of Krypton," he sighed.
Dana looked at him. "Why'd you say that, Chris? Sure, he came from Krypton, but did you really think he was a Christ figure?"
"No," he said, with effort. "Sun. Star. On Krypton. Some saw. As God symbol."
"Was that in the comic books?"
Speaking as much as he did tired him. The machine inflated, deflated his lungs.
"Yes," he said. "In comic. Books."

Cythonna's teeth!
Random Kryptonian Woman, Supergirl: Bizarrogirl