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Matt: Oh my--
Dalton: Excuse me! Do not use His name in vain, boy.
Matt: Nope, you didn't let me finish. I was going to say "Oh my Zeus".
Greek Dude: EXCUSE ME! (walks over) But now you're coming after the god of lightning?! He did not kill his father and have him puke up all his siblings just so you could walk around disrespectin' him. Who's offended? I'm offended.
Studio C, "How to Offend Everybody"

"But if you do not heed these commands, I swear by Myself—declares the LORD—that this palace shall become a ruin."

"AH! For the love of Lucas! Get it off of me!"
Martin, Cartoon Monsoon Oh, Shoot!: Director's Cut

"Oh my self!"

"Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit."

"Shades of Satan!"
Superman Lois Lane, "The Devil's Bride"

"Great Maker, I need a drink."
Londo, Babylon 5 ("The Paragon of Animals")

"Don't even ask, Luna. I don't understand why our subjects invoke them, regardless of relative perkiness."
Princess Celestia, Six Brides For Two Sisters, after a pony swears '[B]y Celestia's perky nipples' in front of herself and Luna

"IN THE NAME OF ODIN!"
Wiglaf, Beowulf (2007)

Thor: Odin's beard!
Odin: My beard!
Hawkeye: So that's where that phrase comes from...

Andraste's tears!
Sweet blood of Andraste!
Andraste's flaming sword!
Andraste's grace!
Andraste's breath!
Andraste's ass!
Andraste's tits!
Andraste's knicker-weasels!
Andraste's flaming knickers!
Andraste's sanctified ass!
Andraste's great flaming arse!
Andraste's dimpled buttcheeks!
Andraste's granny-panties!

Twilight Sparkle: I can't just send her Celestia-knows-where!
Princess Celestia: Hmm. I was not aware that I was an expression. An appropriate one, of course, for even I don't know the answers.
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, "Celestial Advice"

"What in Tartarus is that?"

"What in the name of Lucian's prized pig is that?"
Your Main Character after opening a long sealed tomb with someone alive inside, Divinity: Original Sin II

"Holy sun. Of Krypton," he sighed.
Dana looked at him. "Why'd you say that, Chris? Sure, he came from Krypton, but did you really think he was a Christ figure?"
"No," he said, with effort. "Sun. Star. On Krypton. Some saw. As God symbol."
"Was that in the comic books?"
Speaking as much as he did tired him. The machine inflated, deflated his lungs.
"Yes," he said. "In comic. Books."

"Cythonna's teeth!"
Random Kryptonian Woman, Supergirl: Bizarrogirl

"What the Hades is wrong with you?"

"Now a kid of Zeus is askin' me to jump into the fray / My answer is two words... [zapped by Zeus's lighting] Okay! You win! Oh gods! Oy vey!
—Philoctetes, "One Last Hope" song, Hercules

"Oh my Bahamut!"
Friday, Granblue Fantasy

"Arceus' unholy flank..."
The Swear of AUF note , used by The Absent Coder in every single chapter of SOSchip he appears in with the exception of "Family Matters"

"Allmother keep you, Fritti."

"By the unwinking red eye of Ra!"
King Amen Ho-Tep, Bubba Ho Tep

the slarpg world has multiple gods but i can't bring myself to make them say things like "oh my gods" or "thank the gods" instead of the singular versions because it sounds extremely dorky
Bobby Schroeder discusses this trope in this Tweet

"Sacred Irial!"

"Gods of Olympus." Piper stared at Leo. "What happened to YOU?"
Piper, The Heroes of Olympus: The Mark of Athena

"I'm coming back for you, Calypso," he said to the night wind. "I swear it on the River Styx."
Leo, The Heroes of Olympus: The House of Hades

Where the hell are those throne-damned reinforcements? Get Kendrick on the vox.
Macros Captain, Mordian IV, Warhammer 40,000: Planetary Empires

By the Throne, he was a sycophantic weasel!
Inquisitor Gregor Isenhorn on Inquisitor Verveuk, Eisenhorn Omnibus (a Warhammer 40,000 book)

"Thal's balls!"
Common Eorzean curse, Final Fantasy XIV

"Oh Kahless!" I screamed. "Oh Omega Molecule!" Seven screamed. "Oh Coffee Beans!" Janeway screamed.
Confessions of a Talking Pig, a Star Trek: Voyager Slash Fic


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