History Quotes / OddlyNamedSequel2ElectricBoogaloo

->"From what I understand, ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyII'', at the time of its Japanese release, [[NoExportForYou wasn't released in the US]], neither was ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyIII''. But ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyIV'' came out here, and because we didn't have ''II'' or ''III'', it wouldn't have made sense to call it ''IV''. So what do they do? They call it ''II''. Now, ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyV'' wasn't released here either. So when ''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI VI]]'' came out, that became ''III''. ''Final Fantasy III'' also happens to be one of my all time favourite games on the UsefulNotes/{{Super Nintendo|EntertainmentSystem}}. And I remember that after that, [[Creator/SquareEnix Squaresoft]] started releasing the next ''Franchise/FinalFantasy'' games on UsefulNotes/PlayStation. Things changed and now they weren't fucking with the titles any more. So when ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'' came out, they just called it ''Final Fantasy VII''. And that's where the confusion began. I wondered, "What the fuck happened to ''IV'', ''V'', and ''VI''?" But what I really should have been wondering, LittleDidIKnow, "What the fuck happened to ''II'', ''III'', and ''V''?". And once I figured that out, I was like, "So there were other ''Final Fantasy'' games we didn't know about? I was playing ''VI'' all along and not ''III''?" What a bunch of fucking bull fuck!"

->"From what I understand, ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyII'', at the time of its Japanese release, [[NoExportForYou wasn't released in the US]], neither was ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyIII''. But ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyIV'' came out here, and because we didn't have ''II'' or ''III'', it wouldn't have made sense to call it ''IV''. So what do they do? They call it ''II''. Now, ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyV'' wasn't released here either. So when ''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI VI]]'' came out, that became ''III''. ''Final Fantasy III'' also happens to be one of my all time favourite games on the UsefulNotes/{{Super Nintendo|EntertainmentSystem}}. And I remember that after that, [[Creator/SquareEnix Squaresoft]] started releasing the next ''Franchise/FinalFantasy'' games on UsefulNotes/PlayStation. Things changed and now they weren't fucking with the titles any more. So when ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'' came out, they just called it ''Final Fantasy VII''. And that's where the confusion began. I wondered, "What the fuck happened to ''IV'', ''V'', and ''VI''?" But what I really should have been wondering, little did I know, "What the fuck happened to ''II'', ''III'', and ''V''?". And once I figured that out, I was like, "So there were other ''Final Fantasy'' games we didn't know about? I was playing ''VI'' all along and not ''III''?" What a bunch of fucking bull fuck!"

->"From what I understand, ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyII'', at the time of its Japanese release, [[NoExportForYou wasn't released in the US]], neither was ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyIII''. But ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyIV'' came out here, and because we didn't have ''II'' or ''III'', it wouldn't have made sense to call it ''IV''. So what do they do? They call it ''II''. Now, ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyV'' wasn't released here either. So when ''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI VI]]'' came out, that became ''III''. ''Final Fantasy III'' also happens to be one of my all time favourite games on the UsefulNotes/{{Super Nintendo|EntertainmentSystem}}. And I remember that after that, [[Creator/SquareEnix Squaresoft]] started releasing the next ''Franchise/FinalFantasy'' games on UsefulNotes/PlayStation. Things changed and now they weren't fucking with the titles any more. So when ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'' came out, they just called it ''Final Fantasy VII''. And that's where the confusion began. I wondered, "What the fuck happened to ''IV'', ''V'', and ''VI''?" But what I really should have been wondering, little did I know, "What the fuck happened to ''II'', ''III'', and ''V''?". And once I figured that out, I was like, "So there were other ''Final Fantasy'' games we didn't know about? I was playing ''VI'' all along and not ''III''?" What a bunch of fucking bull fuck!"
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' being "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEVzPCY2T-g Chronologically Confused about Movie and Video Game Sequels]]"

->From what I understand, Final Fantasy II, at the time of its Japanese release, wasn't released in the US, neither was Final Fantasy III. But Final Fantasy IV came out here, and because we didn't have II or III, it wouldn't have made sense to call it IV. So what do they do? They call it II. Now, Final Fantasy V wasn't released here either. So when VI came out, that became III. Final Fantasy III also happens to be one of my all time favourite games on the Super Nintendo. And I remember that after that, Squaresoft started releasing the next Final Fantasy games on Playstation. Things changed and now they weren't fucking with the titles any more. So when Final Fantasy VII came out, they just called it Final Fantasy VII. And that's where the confusion began. I wondered, "What the fuck happened to IV, V, and VI?" But what I really should have been wondering, little did I know, "What the fuck happened to II, III, and V?". And once I figured that out, I was like, "So there were other Final Fantasy games we didn't know about? I was playing VI all along and not III?" What a bunch of fucking bull fuck!
-->-- '''"WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd" is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEVzPCY2T-g Chronologically Confused about Movie and Video Game Sequels]]'''

->...couldn't we just call it ''Amnesia: Revelations'' or something?
-->-- ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' review of ''VideoGame/AmnesiaAMachineForPigs''

->They don't even get ''shipwrecked'' in order for it to be called '''''[[Film/AlvinAndTheChipmunks Chip]]'''''wrecked! If it'd been called, ''Alvin & The Chipmunks: Stupid Fucking Chipmunks Get Sucked On A Goddamned Kite'', THERE we go!!
-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPf0c8AeODMt=5m13s Jake]]''', ''WebVideo/MidnightScreenings''

->Notice how she (Lyranna) said it was a "dimensional portal". As in, a portal to world on an alternate dimension, as opposed to, I dunno, '''A FUCKIN' "'''''PORTAL OF TIME'''''!"''' In fact, she mentions ''specifically'' several times in this movie that time travel is in no way involved. Now, you could argue we're just talking a minor semantic detail, but ''I'' would argue that it's only ''the fucking title.''\\\
I mean, a portal to parallel Earths? What's next, we're gonna run into one of the {{Series/Sliders}} comin' the other way? (Kari Wurther appears, massive {{spit take}} from Noah)
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''[[TheBeastmaster Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time]]''

-->-- '''''ZeroPunctuation''' review of [[VideoGame/AmnesiaAMachineForPigs Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs]]''

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->They don't even get ''shipwrecked'' in order for it to be called '''''[[Film/AlvinAndTheChipmunks Chip]]'''''wrecked! If it'd been called, ''Alvin & The Chipmunks: Stupid Fucking Chipmunks Get Sucked On A Goddamned Kite'', THERE we go!!
-->-- '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPf0c8AeODMt=5m13s Jake]]''', ''WebVideo/MidnightScreenings''

->Notice how she (Lyranna) said it was a "dimensional portal". As in, a portal to world on an alternate dimension, as opposed to, I dunno, '''A FUCKIN' "'''''PORTAL OF TIME'''''!"''' In fact, she mentions ''specifically'' several times in this movie that time travel is in no way involved. Now, you could argue we're just talking a minor semantic detail, but ''I'' would argue that it's only ''the fucking title.''\\\
I mean, a portal to parallel Earths? What's next, we're gonna run into one of the {{Series/Sliders}} comin' the other way? (Kari Wurther appears, massive {{spit take}} from Noah)
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''[[TheBeastmaster Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time]]''

->...couldn't we just call it ''Amnesia: Revelations'' or something?
-->-- '''''ZeroPunctuation''' review of [[VideoGame/AmnesiaAMachineForPigs Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs]]''
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-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on [[TheBeastmaster Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time]]''

I mean, a portal to parallel Earths? What's next, we're gonna run into one of the {{Series/Sliders}} going the other way? (Kari Wurther appears, massive {{spit take}} from Noah)

->Yeah, notice how she said it was a "dimensional portal". As in, a portal to world on an alternate dimension, as opposed to, I dunno, '''A FUCKIN' "'''''PORTAL OF TIME'''''!"''' In fact, she mentions ''specifically'' several times in this movie that time travel is in no way involved. Now, you could argue we're just talking a minor semantic detail, but ''I'' would argue that it's only ''the fucking title.''\\\

->"They don't even get ''shipwrecked'' in order for it to be called '''''[[Film/AlvinAndTheChipmunks Chip]]'''''wrecked! If it'd been called, ''Alvin & The Chipmunks: Stupid Fucking Chipmunks Get Sucked On A Goddamned Kite'', THERE we go!!"

->"...couldn't we just call it ''Amnesia: Revelations'' or something?"

-->-- '''{{WebVideo/The Cinema Snob}} Midnight Screenings:''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPf0c8AeODMt=5m13s Jake loses his mind]]

-->-- '''{{WebVideo/The Cinema Snob}} Midnight Screenings:''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPf0c8AeODMt=5m13s Jake loses his mind]]'''

-->-- '''{{WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob}} Midnight Screenings:''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPf0c8AeODMt=5m13s Jake loses his mind]]'''