Of all the hopeless objects on which I might target my sincerest feelings, I had to pick him! I may as well ordain as a nun. Nuns are supposed to be wed to Christ, or God, or some such, aren't they? That's more than I'm ever likely to experience.
Oh my God, do you need landing lights to the bed? She wants to sleep with you! That's the thing she does every other stinkin' time you're over, you fucking idiot!
— The Nostalgia Critic, The Room review
BLU Scout: TAKE ME NOW!
BLU Spy: Take you... where?
— Cuanta Vida bonus comic
If you can't tell who it is who loves you,
I can't open your eyes.
— Gileah Taylor, "If You Can't Tell"
Elwyen: "I know a game we can play"
Mardek: "Ooh ooh, is it 'Jump Repeatedly Over the Rather Large Toadstool for Hours'?? I used to play that a lot when I was a kid!"
Elwyen: "No, it's called Twister. It could bring us very...close..."
Mardek: "...Isn't Twister one of Gloria's spells? That tornado one?"
— MARDEK RPG, Chapter 3
Tails: You're so beautiful.
Akane: I wonder if it's obvious to him that I have a total crush on him and that I want him all up inside me and to ride me like a wild rodeo cowboy?
Natsuru: *vacant expression* *sound of wind blowing*
Akane: Nah, I think I'm safe.
"What the hell am I doing...? In this dumb place... risking my life so cheaply. Is it for her (Casca)? No, probably not..."
— Guts, Berserk
"I'm well known for knowing nothing of such things, or getting them very slightly but extremely obviously wrong. It saves all sorts of complications."
— The Doctor, Doctor Who New Adventures: Death and Diplomacy
"What does a woman need to do, Harry? Rip her clothes off, throw herself on top of you, and shimmy while screaming, 'Do me, baby!'?"
— Thomas, The Dresden Files
Kim: She used to like you! You mean you never noticed?
Ron: NO! Why didn't you tell me!?
This is what I love about Twilight. Everyone in town could have a crush on her, and she wouldn't notice.
—Bobtehnoob, fimfiction.net, commenting on Damn it Twilight, I Love You a.k.a. This Trope: The Fanfic
"You want me? To do what?"
I’ll tell you something, it ain’t no mystery how your new best friend looks in your eyes
Cause, that girl’s in love with you
That girl’s in love with you
I know that you’re too blind to see
I know that it’s so plain to see
That girl’s in love with you
— That Girl, The Noisettes
Touma: My parents. I see them and they're happy. I like to think they're happy because they have each other. If there was something I'd like it would be to meet someone like that. Someone to share my life with. Someone who wouldn't mind sharing my unfortunate life. A nice girl to share my life with? Like this unfortunate Kamijou would be so lucky.
Index gave the boy a warm smile but her eyes started to tear up, showing the heartbreaking pain she felt but tried to hide. This boy would give up everything to save a stranger and had tons of girls fawning over him but he didn't see it, he didn't understand how much he was loved. The only thing he'd ask for was someone to hold his hand but he didn't believe he'd ever get that.