Quotes: Oh Crap!

Note: Due to the nature of this trope, some unmarked spoilers lie ahead.

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    Anime & Manga 
King Dedede: We in trouble! Mah own guards is out to get me!
Escargoon: I've heard of hunger strikes before but this is ridiculous!
Kirby: Right Back at Ya! Episode 92 (Hunger Struck)

(Motoko is shot at by an invisible mass)
Motoko: Shoot the ceiling out! DO IT!
(the glass damages it's optic camo)
Motoko: Aahh, shit...! (over radio) It's a tank! Pull out now!
Pilot: Now what are you gonna do? Argue with it?

Cell: I just can't wait to see that look of panic and fear.
Trunks: (reacts in shock)
Cell: That's it! That's the look!

"We dreamed of creating the world's strongest Pokémon... and we succeeded."

Kurata: You still haven't won, Marcus. All my dreams... all my plans... they're... not over yet! (activates a nearby Space-Oscillation Device)
(the world shakes with an exploding sound and digital waves start floating above it)
Yoshi: What was that explosion!?
Thomas: Oh no. It can't be!
Kurata: Not this... please, no... (starts drifting towards a giant void) This isn't WHAT I WAS TRYING TO DOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Keenan: Ravemon!
Ravemon: Right!
Kurata: Aaah! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Help me... PLEASE!!!!! Ah! Aah! AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (disappears into the void)
Marcus: That's the... Digital World!

    Comic Books 
He speaks Gothic. He speaks Gothic.
Rhetoric, Astérix and the Goths

Dr. Eggman: [After Eggman screws up Sonic's Chaos Control attempt] That... that doesn't look good.
Super Sonic: Oh, for the love of... Eggman, what did you do?! What did you—

Goblin King: Aaand here he is at last! The hero of our little drama. Just in time for the thrilling climax! But wait — a twist! The "hero" isn't one at all. In fact, he never was. Really, Otto, you're just embarrassing yourself with this charade. Granted, you were never on my level, but being a bad guy suited you. Saving that little lady is your last remaining achievement as Spider-Man. When it all goes boom, you'll have nothing left! Hahahaha!
Peter!Spider-Man: Except the dignity of knowing I never carried a man-purse.
Goblin King: ... it's you.
Peter!Spider-Man: The one and only.

    Fanfiction 
Asuka:“What do you mean? What is ‘Dragonfly’?”
Sergeant Bir:“Code Dragonfly means we’re cut off, ma’am. The portal home just slammed shut hard and fast enough to cut a Black Knight in half, I can’t raise Avalon on our comms, and whatever that little wave was, it just cut all of us from mental and spiritual contact with Avalon as well. I can’t feel the Empire anymore, just everyone right here. That portal wasn’t closed by our people, and since it hasn’t reopened already, we have to assume it can’t. We’re cut off, and I have no clue how long that will last. [...] And in accordance with His Majesty’s last instructions from His own lips, you are in command until relieved, Lieutenant. Orders, ma’am?”
Asuka:“Scheiße!”

Shinji:"Misato-san! Um, good morning!" Shinji tried to get his heart rate back down. 'Did she see-'
Misato:"Feeling pretty good this morning, Shin-chan? [...] Really? Singing and dancing around the kitchen at this hour? If you don't cool your jets, Asuka's going to wake up and see you, and I bet she'll guess why~..."
Shinji: 'Oh shit, she knows she knows she knows...'
Shinji Ikari thinking he and his girlfriend have been caught red handed by their guardian, Advice And Trust, chapter 4''

    Film — Animated 
"It's all coming back! All my memories! Right up until Captain Flint pulled my memory circuit so I could never tell anybody about his Booby Trap!" [BOOM!] "Speaking of which..."
BEN, Treasure Planet

Scar: Ah... my friends.
Shenzi: Frie-heh-heh-hends? I thought he said we were the enemy!
Banzai: Yeah. That's what I heard.
Shenzi & Banzai: Ed?
Ed: (evil laugh)
Scar: No. L-l-l-l-l-let me explain. No. You don't understand. No! I didn't really mean... No, no! Look, I'm sorry I called you... No! NO!

"Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby and it is ugly!"
Sgt. Calhoun, Wreck-It Ralph

    Film — Live-Action 
"You manacled me to my death bed, you pickidilly whore!"
Putman, Club Dread

"Target in range. Prepare to fire on my command. Hm. Bastard's not even changing course."
[Serenity is followed out of the ion cloud by a whole mess of Reaver ships]
"...target the Reavers. Target the Reavers! Target EVERYONE! SOMEBODY FIRE!"

"How can they be jamming us if they don't know... that we're coming..."
Lando Calrissian, Return of the Jedi, realizing that IT'S A TRAP.

Angel Eyes: Oh, I almost forgot. He [Angel Eyes's previous victim] paid me a thousand. I think his idea was that I kill you.
[Baker and Angel Eyes share a laugh]
Angel Eyes: But you know the pity is when I'm paid, I always follow my job through. You know that.
Baker: *looks in horror* NO! ANGEL EYES!
[Angel Eyes kills Baker in ruthless fashion]

"Oh my god... they found me. I don't know how, but they found me. RUN FOR IT, MARTY!"
Doc Brown, Back to the Future

Doctor: "I need some ice."
Idi Amin: "Sure, there is plenty in the fridge. Talk to the chef, I have to talk with this man."
Doctor: "I'll be back." (Goes to the fridge, where there are SEVERED HEADS in the ice)"
Idi Amin Dada: "Doctor! For an African, you are looking very white."
— Rise And Fall Of Idi Amin [1]

Frodo: All right. We put [The One Ring] away. We keep it hidden; we never speak of it again. No one knows it's here, do they? Do they, Gandalf?
Gandalf: There is one other who knew Bilbo had the Ring. I looked everywhere for the creature Gollum, but the enemy found him first. I don't know how long they tortured him, but through the endless screams and inane babble, they discerned two words. (Shire and Baggins).
Frodo: Shire? Baggins? But that would lead them here!
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring

"NO! DON'T TOUCH THAT WATER!"
The Wicked Witch of the West, The Wizard of Oz

"Oh! No, not the bees! NOT THE BEES!! AAAAAARRRGGHHH!!!"

"I will never forget the look on their faces. All eight of them. Their faces dropped. All their courage and strength was drained right from their bodies. They had a reputation for breaking up bars, but they knew that instant, they'd made a fatal mistake. This time they walked into the wrong bar."
Calogero, A Bronx Tale

Those aren't mountains... they're waves.
Cooper, Interstellar

Uh, guys? We gotta come up with another plan. (Beat) They got a tank.
Tej Parker, Fast & Furious 6

"You think I'm fucking stupid? I know it was you."
Fletcher, Whiplash

Capa: Impossible. Corazon was certain. We have remaining oxygen to keep four crew alive.
Icarus: Affirmative. Four crew could survive on current reserves—
Capa: Trey is dead. There are only four crew members.
Icarus: Negative.
Capa: Affirmative, Icarus. Four crew: Mace, Cassie, Corazon and me.
Icarus: Five crew members.
Capa: (beat) Icarus?
Icarus: Yes?
Capa: Who's the fifth crew member?
Icarus: Unknown.

Daggett: Do I look like I'm running Wayne Enterprises right now?! Your hit on the stock exchange?! It didn't work my friend! And now you have my construction crews going around the city at twenty-four hours a day! How exactly is that meant to help my company absorb Wayne's?!
Bane: (to Stryver) Leave us.
Daggett: No! You stay here, I'm in charge—
(Bane calmly puts his hand on Daggett's collar)
Bane: Do you feel in charge?
Daggett: (beat) I've paid you a small fortune.
Bane: And this gives you power over me?

    Literature & Light Novels 
"A Westerner faced with a suicide bomber goes to pieces. Believe me, I have seen this. Just as I have seen people's reactions to other stressful situations: criminals in the electric chair, a person in water confronted by sharks. Oh, to be sure, I love to observe the look of pure horror that crosses a man's face when he realizes that he is, without doubt, going to die..."
"And that is the look I'm talking about."
Jonathon Killian, Scarecrow

Amelia: And just HOW are we supposed to stop it?
Zelgadis: If common spells and direct attacks won't work on it...
Lina: ...then you have to use an uncommon spell?
Amelia: Yeah, I guess... AAAHH!!
[Scene cuts to a town square, where Amelia is cranking a siren. Gourry is shouting into a megaphone. Zelgadis is merely standing there with a large sweatdrop.]
Amelia: This is a Dragon Slave Alert!
Gourry: All citizens please evacuate as quickly as possible!
Slayers NEXT Episode 1

Gunnery Sergeant Bardue: Okay Elite League, welcome to a little simulation that I like to call DARK TENNYO!
Team: Oh fuck.
— "Ayla and the Great Shoulder angel Conspiracy", Whateley Universe

The lead Consultant spoke quietly but urgently into his communicator, saying that he Wasn't Quite Sure Whether Or Not The Shit Indicator Had Just Risen to Nostril Deep.
Shining Armor by Dominic Green

    Live-Action TV 
Crais: I know this ship, and something is out of balance!
Stark: You're imagining things... although, this is strange.
Crais: What?
Stark: Docking Bay 2 recently performed an atmosphere replenish, as if it'd been opened... but we landed the pod in Bay 1...
Crais: TALYN, SEAL ALL HATCHES!!!
Farscape, seconds before a Scarran invades the command deck

    Music 
I see a glimpse of recognition
But it's too little it's too late, it's too late
And what you thought was your best decision
Just became your worst mistake
Christina Aguilera, "Army of Me"

    Theatre 
"I fooled you Ethel, I knew you were all along, I can't believe you fell for that ma stuff, I just wanted to see if I could finally, finally make Ethel Rosenberg sing! I WIN!" (flatlines) "Oh fuck."
Roy Cohn, Angels In America: Perestroika

    Videogames 
"Oh, sod."
Guard, Dragon Age: Origins, during the City Elf origin

Ghetsis: Granted, the moment when someone loses all hope... I really do love to watch that moment.

Morinth: I used to be a duelist. My favorite part is when you see it in your opponent's eyes. They know you're better, and they're going to die.

Mook #1: Why did he say "Slow him down"? We're allowed to kill Shepard if we have to, right?
Mook #2: He said slow him down because he thinks we're cannon fodder.
Mook #1: Oh. Well, shit.
Mass Effect 3, Citadel DLC

Sir Kull: Did you see it?
Sir Round: See what?
Sir Kull: THAT...
Sir Round: (as screen zooms in on Shadowfall) OH... MY... G- (interrupted by lightning flash) I heard stories but I never dreamed it could be true!
Sir Kull: It's Sepulchure's flying fortress... on the back of the largest dragon that ever existed!
Sir Round: We are so boned!
Sir Kull: Bad choice of words friend...
Sir Round: This is a grave situation!
Sir Kull: Ugh...
— Shadow over Swordhaven cutscene, AdventureQuest Worlds

"TACTICAL NUKE, INCOMING!!!"
Multiplayer Announcer, Modern Warfare 2

Greetings, General Oliver! The disappointment you're about to experience delights me!"
Dummied Out line from Yes Man, Fallout: New Vegas

"Nonono WAIT! C'mon, give Tao a break! We can go halfsies on the boobies!"
Taokaka as Platinum prepares to turn her into a Boing Card in her Gag Reel in BlazBlue: Continuum Shift Extend.

    Web Comic 
Doctor Bunnigus: Is... is this part of a grenade?
Captain Tagon: Yeah. it's... wait, where's the rest of it?!?

"THE AI HAS GONE FERAL! NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THE AI BEING FERAL!"

"It's not often I get to do battle with one of my enemies... in the body of one of their allies. I do so love watching them realize that when they strike me, they will hurt the body of their friend, and not me! Oh yes, that's it... that's the look."
Karnak, Dominic Deegan

"Ha ha! Goodbye! You will die now! (pause) Ha... ha."
Bearded Goon, The Adventures of Dr. McNinja note 

White Mage: Did you feel that?
Black Belt: What?
White Mage: A great disturbance in the order. As if millions of voices cried out to say "Oh Shit".
(Elsewhere...)
Matoya: Stupid Light Warriors must have broken my crystal. I keep asking for Lotto numbers and all I get is "The Destroyer is Manifest".
Eight Bit Theater, upon Black Mage becoming the leader of Hell.

Dr. Wily: "I did it! I can hardly believe I did it, but I actually did it! I actually brought Bass back to life!"
Bass: "Huh... Wily?!"
Dr. Wily: "Oh crap! I actually brought Bass back to life!"

I'm sitting on a bomb trying to disarm it. This is the feeling you get when the bomb bay doors open.

    Web Original 
Dio: [grabbing a boat with his bare hands] Enjoy your stay on the S.S. Plummet, Jotaro!
Jotaro: [in the water, too shocked to even emote] That's a boat... [Dio slams the boat on top of him]

Jotaro: *while his Stand is punching the crap out of a huge oil truck that Dio is trying to drop on top of him* I'll be fine just so long as I don't hit a gas-
* click*
Jotaro: -pipe.
* explosion*
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Abridged, from the same episode as above.

"I love the look on the DM's face here. This is the classic Dungeon Master Thousand Mile Stare, of a hardened DM taken aback at just how fucked a player is, and realizing how boned the whole campaign's become in an instant."
Spoony, describing Daniel's priceless reaction during his Mazes and Monsters review

Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap! Running, running, running!
Caboose as the Red Army carpet-bombs his tank

Jan: Oh fuck, that's an anti-tank rifle. OH FUCK! THAT'S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!

Donut: Hey! Yeah, Simmons! I’m inside the Blue Base! Guess what? Blue Team got a new soldier!
Simmons: *approaches the base* What? They sent another team member? Why would they do that? That doesn't make any sense. *notices the Meta inside the base* OH, FUCK!!! *darts off* Welcometotheneighborhood, seeyoulater!
Red vs. Blue: Recreation episode 12

"Jeremy's body seemed to know what was coming even before impact, and the rodent part of his brain engaged its natural defenses. He went limp on the way up, hoping the predator would mistake him for dead. Post-impact, it was a different story. While wide awake, each of Jeremy Bullock's limbs tried to escape from his body in different directions, probably to find four different lawyers to sue the fight promoter that allowed this circus. Ike Turner has been in fairer fights than this."

    Western Animation 
"I'm sorry, but I cannot divulge information about that customer's secret illegal account." [hangs up]
"Oh, crap. I shouldn't have said he was a customer.
Oh, crap. I shouldn't have said it was a secret.
Oh, crap! I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal." [sighs] "It's too hot today."
Cayman Islands banker, The Simpsons 3F12 Bart the Fink.

Bender: I can't see. Are we boned?
Leela: Yeah, we're boned.
Futurama, "Fry and the Slurm Factory"