1,000,000 B.C.: Raquel Welch appears in a movie wearing a micro-loincloth. Rise of Homo erectus.
— Christopher Buckley, "The Hemline of History"
(Watching One Million Years BC)
Evan: Are we supposed to believe that cavewomen waxed their legs and wore fur bikinis?
Charlie: It's not a documentary, Mom.
— Two and a Half Men, "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"