"Dont say that! Whenever someone says that right after surviving something dangerous, something totally random pops out and kills them!"
— Elan, The Order of the Stick
"I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, This Cannot Be!! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)"
— The Evil Overlord List, Rule 24
Black Knight: (After getting both his arms and one of his legs cut off] Right, I'll do you for that!
King Arthur: You'll what?
Black Knight: Come here!
King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
Black Knight: I'm invincible!
King Arthur: ...You're a loony.
—Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Yes! I am invincible!"
"He's cut! The Russian is cut!"
'Indestrible' my ass.
—Hellboy, Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Glory Girl: Idiots. Iím invincible.
Tattletale: First of all, I warned you about calling me stupid. Second, no, youíre not invincible. Not exactly. [shoots her, letting Skitter's bugs through her force field]
"Here's a tip, Alcyoneus. Next time you choose the biggest state for your home, don't set up base in the part that's only ten miles wide. Welcome to Canada, idiot."
— Frank Zhang to Alcyoneus (who was invincible while in his home territory), The Son of Neptune