Yagami: How can you be sure?
L: Because I'm also childish and I hate to lose.
Lector: Don't make me laugh! You're an assassin yourself, aren't you?
Thunder: Don't try to be so proud!
Lockon: I'll take full blame for that, but after I see you dead and defeated.
Simon: What are you talking about?
Lordgenome: It doesn't matter. You'll be dead soon anyway!
Dr. Charles Cavendish I'm sick? Have you looked in a mirror lately? HAVE YOU?!!!
Spider-Man: You're kidding, right?
Venom: Kasady is our Dark Side. A distorted version of everything we believe.
Spider-Man: I do understand! I know exactly how you feel! It's kind of the way I see you!
Venom: ME?! But I...I protect innocents!
[after Batman shows up]
What say? One fetish-dressing neurotic to another?
Flag: I don't much care for the comparison, Lawton.
Deathshot: With the wolves?
Flag: With you.
Deathshot: Heh. Deny it all you want, colonel. At heart we're both flip sides of the same coin: wolves who don't fit in the pack.
Jack Frost: (attacks Pitch) You don't understand ANYTHING!
Pitch: I don't know what it's like to be cast out? To not be believed in? To long for... A family? All those years in the shadows, I thought no one else knows what this feels like. But now I see I was wrong.
Frost: ...You are. Except only one of us can win.
Francisco Scaramanga: At a million dollars a contract, I can afford to, Mr. Bond. You work for peanuts. A hearty "Well done!" from Her Majesty the Queen and a pittance of a pension. Apart from that, we are the same. To us, Mr. Bond. We are the best.
Bond: There's a useful four-letter word, and you're full of it. When I kill, it's on the specific orders of my government. And those I kill are themselves killers.
Scaramanga: Ha! Come come, Mr. Bond, you disappoint me. You get as much fulfillment out of killing as I do, so why don't you admit it?
Bond: I admit killing you would be a pleasure.
Spider-Man: I'm not like you. You're a murderer.
Green Goblin: Well, to each his own. I chose my path, you chose the way of the hero. And they found you amusing for a while, the people of this city. But the one thing they love more than a hero is to see a hero fail, fall, die trying. In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually they will hate you.
Parker: Wrong. I'm setting it right.
"Goodbye, Dr. Lecter. You can leave messages for me at the number on the file." Graham walked away.
"Do you know how you caught me?"
Graham was out of Dr. Lecter's sight now and he walked faster toward the far steel door.
"The reason you caught me is that we're just alike." was the last thing Graham heard as the steel door shut behind him.
Lily: You'd have done the same.
Granny: No. I'd have thought the same, but I wouldn't have done it.
Lily: What difference does that make, deep down?
Nanny Ogg: You mean you don't know?
The Doctor: (translates) "An ancient creature, drenched in the blood of the innocent, drifting in space through an endless, shifting maze. For such a creature, death would be a gift." Then accept it, and sleep well.
The Doctor: "...I wasn't talking about myself."
Scorpius: We use each other.
Crichton: You're better at it.
Scorpius: Oh, you're learning.
Peter: I went to the future. I saw the world end. I took your ability so I could learn how to stop it.
Sylar: You took my ability? You have the Hunger. You're like me!
Peter: [snarling] I'll never let myself become you!
Sylar: You already are, brother.
Peter: NOOOOOOO I can't be you! [Neck Snap]
Holmes: Yes, but I'm not my brother, remember? I am you. Prepared to do anything. Prepared to burn. Prepared to do what ordinary people won't do. You want me to shake hands with you in hell, I shall not disappoint you.
Moriarty: No. You talk big. No. You're ordinary. You're ordinary; you're on the side of the angels.
Holmes: Oh, I may be on the side of the angels. But don't think for one second that I am one of them.
Moriarty: No. You're not. I see. You're not ordinary. No. You're me. You're me! Thank you, Sherlock Holmes. Thank you. Bless you.
Kirk: We're nothing like you. We're a democratic body.
Kor: Come now, I'm not referring to minor ideological differences. I mean that we are similar as a species. Here we are on a planet of sheep. Two tigers, predators, hunters, killers, and it is precisely that which makes us great.
We're of exactly the same class
And our constant companion is death
Look at you, fashioning people into weapons
How can you say that you're better than me?
We both carry the fire that is set to devour life
I pick the innocent from my dirty teeth.
We're one and the same... deranged.
There is no me without you.
I will behave, I will be.
An afterthought, your make believe.
Your darkest day is your friend in need (ha ha ha ha)
You're the yin to my yang, can't you see?
And if I were to leave, you would grumble and grieve.
Face it, Bats, you'd be lost without me!
Jeremy: Dad, it's just a song lyric.
Walt: Don't give me that! I'm sick of this new music that's nothing but drugs and sex!
Jeremy: You mean like "Lay Lady Lay", "Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds", "Purple Haze", and "Brown Sugar"?
Walt: Hey, that's different! Those are classics!
Connie: Ouch. Score one point for the teenager.
Islamic Terrorist: Hey, I was just going to say that!
Fundamentalist Christian: I believe that adulterers should be punished by stoning.
Islamic Terrorist: I was just going to say that as well!
Fundamentalist Christian: Burn the heretics!
Islamic Terrorist: Oh this is ridiculous! Allah will sue you for copyright infringement!
Yasha: Look who's talking!
Dracula: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.
Mike Toreno: Shut up and sit down! What, you think I'm a drug dealer? You think you're a crusader for good?! Do you have any idea what's going on? Any idea whatsoever? Do you? DO YOU?
C.J.: No, I pay as little attention to things as possible.
Toreno: Do not be a fucking smart-ass with me. I work for a government agency. It is not important which one, I will try not to confuse you. Yes, when we last met, I was involved in battling threats in Latin America by any means necessary. That does NOT make me a drug dealer.
Darko: How much do you charge to kill someone?
Tali: Let's remember that for the next time Shepard sends us against impossible odds.
Legion: Current trends average 2.73 instances per day. Rounded down.
You were just like me, trying to make history
But who's to judge the right from wrong?
When our guard is down, I think we'll both agree
That violence breeds violence,
But in the end it has to be this way
I've cut my own path, you've followed your wrath,
But maybe we're both the same
Shulk: I've forgotten all about that.
Egil: Forgotten about it?
Shulk: I realised that we both share the same pain. Egil, I don't have any reason to kill you.
Egil: Even if you do not, I still do!
Shulk: I know. But I won't do it.
Egil: If you do not kill me now,my blade will annihilate every last one of your people. Even then?!
Shulk: I can't kill you, but I can stop your blade. And I'll do it. Over and over again, until... we understand each other.
Tanna: So do we.
Zalanna: In a secret, secluded village.
Tanna: So do we.
Zalanna: With border guards dedicated to not letting a soul in.
Tanna: So do we.
Zalanna: They hide away from any non-elf race, threatening banishment to any who commune with outsiders.
Tanna: So do we.
You what? Can't say I've ever gotten that particular vibe from Spider-Man; that all his joking around and rescuing people is merely an outlet for his repressed psychotic murder fantasies!
Korra: You and I are nothing alike!
Xever: Eh, mostly I like having a job where I get to crack skulls every day.
Raphael: Okay, I can relate to that.
Xever: Yes. You and I are one of a kind.
Korra: I guess... I see a lot of myself in you.
Kuvira: (Beat) We are nothing alike!
Korra: Yes we are. We are both fierce and determined to succeed; sometimes without thinking things through...
Kuvira: This wasn't how I wanted things to end. If you would all just surrender, none of this would have happened!
Korra: You brought this on yourself; messing with the spirit vines, acting like a dictator toward your people... you had to know what you were doing wasn't right.
Kuvira: I was trying to help my people! Su turned her back on the Earth Kingdom! You were gone! I had to do something!
Korra:... I think I get it, now.
Kuvira: You don't understand anything about me!
Korra: I do; Su told me how she took you in when you were younger. It must have been so hard, being an orphan...
Kuvira: DON'T pretend you know what it felt like! The Avatar is adored by millions! I was cast aside by my own parents like I meant nothing to them! How could I just stand by and watch the same thing happen to my nation when it needed someone to guide it?
Korra: You wanted to create a place where you and your people would never be vulnerable again. I may not have been an orphan, but believe me; I understand what it's like to be afraid. After I was poisoned, I would have done anything to feel in control.
Slave: Massa Jefferson?
Jefferson: Yes Leroy, what is it? I've told you before that I don't want to be disturbed when I'm at my desk!
Leroy: Massa Jefferson, you want me to bring you a cup of tea?
Jefferson: Leroy, when I'm at my desk I don't need a cup of tea! Later I'll be retiring to the library and you can serve me there properly and well. Now get away, you're behaving like a field hand!
Leroy: I'm sorry Massa Jefferson!
Jefferson: (returning to his desk) "...are created...equal."