"It's your own fault, Dave. You taught me to talk, not to be tactful."
— Unnamed Parrot, Bizarro
"Sqwawk! Big L! This big #@$% sho' look dumb widdat bird on he shoulder. Sqwawk!"
— Unnamed parrot, Candorville
Parrot: ...Shut up! Cookie if you shut up! Skin infection! Ben is a dead man!
Teacher: You can say that again.
— Girlstuff/Boystuff, "Teacher's Pet"
Lu: Now that everybody hates you, I'm the most popular girl on the island.
Skipper: Rawk! Spoiled brat! Spoiled brat!
Lu: And if he keeps this up, the only one.
— Mike, Lu & Og, "Repeat After Me"
Steven: What was that? Why'd you say that stuff, huh?
Cactus Steven: Why'd you say that stuff, huuh?!
Steven: Because! I thought I could talk to you. I can't tell Pearl how I feel, 'cause she'll blame herself, and spiral outta control, and I'll have to pick up the pieces. And- I don't want any more 'high and mighty' advice from Garnet. I just want to know better for once. A-and I'm so sick of Amethyst acting like she's sooo mature now.
Cactus Steven: She's sooo mature now!
Steven: Pff, I know, it's like, 'get over yourself'. [gasps] Please don't repeat any of that.
Cactus Steven: I thought I could talk to you!