"Oh hush. ...please. It's rare for anyone to have weirdly colored hair. Elves included. I got stuck with blonde because it's about as common as black hair for humans. Unless one of my parents actually cheated with some other person and I'm really a bastard child with coincidental hair colo—"
— Az, on why he looks so average
"Why?! Pandas are useless! We have to force them to breed with each other just to keep them from going extinct!"
— KT, in an attempt to convince Noka that panda bears are fair game
"Well! The moral of the story is to never aim your... never shoot a gun while... don't listen to KT."
Alo: 'Oh, I’ll try! Mana is...magic?'
Dante: '...Does that work?'
Az: 'I can't do any better.'
Alo: '’Cause, you can do magical things with it. Like, like—summon fire out of your hands!—'
Az: 'Or reheat your soup.'
Alo: 'Or rain down lightning!'
Az: 'Or power the remote control with no batteries.'
Alo: 'And freeze stuff!'
Az: 'And...yeah, freeze stuff. Mostly seafood and beef to keep it from rotting, but...'
"Bread shouldn't be at the top. It takes a long time to kill bread. Everyone knows this."
— Found
"I need help! My friend’s bleeding out all over the sidewalk out there! Please! Anyone!"
— Noka, right before bamboozling free food from a diner, all while manipulating the employees into helping him.
