->'''Adolin:''' If you must know, an old adage on the battlefield teaches that it's better to be embarrassed than dead. You can't let anything draw your attention from fighting.
->'''Shallan:''' So...
->'''Adolin:''' So yes, I, Adolin Kholin—cousin to the king, heir to the Kholin princedom—have shat myself in [[PoweredArmor my Shardplate]]. Three times, all on purpose.
-->--''Literature/WordsOfRadiance''

->''"And yet--And, yet... not ''one'' toilet on the entire ''[[Franchise/StarTrek Enterprise]]''... Not one! Do these people not poop?"''
-->-- Music/{{Voltaire}} (no, not [[Creator/FrancoisMarieArouet that]] one), ''Poopin' on the'' Enterprise

->''Do you know why we never see [[Series/TwentyFour Jack Bauer]] go to the bathroom? Because '''nothing''' escapes Jack Bauer!''
-->-- '''Anon.'''

->''Milne seriously asks us to believe that Pooh, that horizontal Porta Potti, will get slender enough merely by remaining motionless, never emitting so much as a plaintive fart, much less a purgative dump.''
-->--''Postmodern Pooh''

->''Gabriel pooped in a secret place.''
-->-- '''Webcomic/PennyArcade'''

->''You ever notice that Batman never goes to the Bathroom? Maybe that's why he's always grimacing.''
-->-- Creator/DaveBarry

->'''[=VoidBurger=]''': What is it with [[VideoGame/{{Fahrenheit}} David]] [[VideoGame/HeavyRain Cage]] games and pissing? Why does everyone piss? Is he one of those people that found it unrealistic that, like, in ''Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda'' Link never goes to the bathroom?\\
'''LetsPlay/ChipCheezum''': That's like a thought that five-year-olds have, though! Like, I thought that when I watched ''Franchise/PowerRangers'', like 'When do they pee?! They never pee! When do they go to the bathroom?!'
-->-- [[http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/11929141 Let's Stream]] ''VideoGame/{{Fahrenheit}}''

->'''Art''': OK, here's a question for you. Do ''[[Franchise/MyLittlePony My Little Ponies]]'' crap rainbows? Yes or no?\\
'''Pip''': I say "no". I don't believe they have the ability to crap ''at all''. I think it just builds up until they explode in a cloud of sugar and fertilizer, from which pretty flowers bloom.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SequentialArt'', page [[http://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=751 751]]

->''"It's really depressing that some people's [[DarkerAndEdgier fanatical devotion to 'realism']] uses a definition of 'realism' that begins and ends with their frustration that almost no fictional works even mention, much less dwell on, the characters' habits of urination and defecation."''
-->-- '''[[http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?473443-deadEarth-why-isn-t-this-game-on-anyone-s-quot-Worst-Games-List-quot&p=10922557#post10922557 ArcTan]]''' on ''[=deadEarth=]''

->''"Have you ever saw a comic book character going to the toilet?"''
-->-- '''Jack Kirby''', ''ComicBook/RatMan''

->''"No-one ever needs to pee in movies. Don't you think that's a little strange? No-one ever needs to pee in movies. You almost never see someone in bladder pain. Not even when they're getting set for bedtime. Not even when they wake up after dawn. No-one ever needs to pee in movies. Makes you wonder what exactly's going on. No-one ever needs to pee in movies. Something just doesn't ring true. No-one ever needs to pee in movies and don't even get me started on number two. Not even when they stop after a long drive. Not even when they're drinking in a bar. No-one ever needs to pee in movies and they never have to tune an old guitar."''
-->--- First two verses of "No-One Ever Needs to Pee in Movies", a ''Music/{{Songdrops}}'' song by Bryant Oden.

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