Quotes / No Social Skills

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    Fan Works 
Shinji Ikari was not a people person. He lacked severely in people skills. This went doubly so for girls that showed signs that they liked him. With Asuka's arm entwined with his and her warm tone of voice, his mind turned to mush. "Um, well, you see..."
Children of an Elder God, chapter 4

Asuka: I'll confess one thing; I've never been very good at getting used to new people.

    Live-Action TV 
"You actually want me to tell you how to fit in? (sigh) Well, um... Suffer a trip to the pub for a start. Using nicknames is good, or at least don't refer to your colleagues by their rank all the time. Crack a joke or two, preferably at someone else's expense. Buy a round of coffees, it's really not... (notices Morton is taking notes, looks away in disgust) ...rocket science."
DCI Banks, "Dry Bones That Dream"

I used to be so good at meeting grown-ups. I'd just sing 'Itsy-Bitsy Spider' flawlessly and then ride that wave until bath-time. But now, it's anybody's guess.
Detective Amy Santiago, Brooklyn Nine-Nine

    Video Games 
Why do my words
Always lose their meaning?
What I feel, what I say
There's such a rift between them
He said "I can't
really seem to read you."
I just stood there
Never know what I should do.
Laura Shigihara, "Everything's Alright" from To the Moon