Once a month your girl's upset
She goes to Boots to buy Lilets
It happens every 28 days,
When she's in her Luteal phase.
All she does is moan and nag,
You go five days without a shag
There's no cunnilingus
You can only use your fingers
When she's using a menstrual rag.
—The Amateur Transplants.
Modess ... because.
But in the world of comics, those things are not a big deal...
Lessons in parenting: never refer to your daughter's period as "Shark Week".
— Warren Ellis, via Twitter