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Quotes: No, Except Yes
And I never wanted anything from you
Except everything you had and what was left after that too...
— "Dog Days Are Over", by Florence + the Machine

There's a fruit store on our street, it's run by a Greek
And he keeps good thing to eat, but you should hear him speak
When you ask him anything, he never answers "No"
He just "Yes-ses" you to death, and as he takes your dough, he tells you
"YES! We have no bananas! We have no bananas today!"
Yes! We Have No Bananas, popular song

“Were you proposing to shoot these people in cold blood, sergeant?"
"Nossir. Just a warning shot inna head, sir.”

You sold out your kind for a little cash?
Absolutment non! I sold out my kind for a large amount of cash. There is a difference.
Gambit and Wolverine in Wolverine and the X-Men

"Yeah but no but yeah no but yeah no but yeah no but yeah no but yeah no but—"
Viki Pollard, Little Britain

Goblin: There are two things under this world that i really despise. [...] And from what I hear, you fall neatly into both categories.
Mulch: Just my luck.
Goblin: Luck ain't got nothin' to do with it. Fortune delivered you into my hands.

"We're not just doing it for the money! We're doing it for a shitload of money!"
Lone Star, Spaceballs

"He inferred that universe-ending paradoxes would ensue if he broke his promise."
"You lied."
"No, no. I implied."
Old Spock and Young Spock, Star Trek

Adam: So you lied. About everything.
Zachariah: We didn't lie. We just avoided certain truths to manipulate you.
Supernatural, "Point of No Return"

"I'm not saying that it was aliens... but it was aliens."
Giorgio Tsoukalos, as spoofed in this image macro.

"I'm not going to harm it. I'm going to dissect it until it's dead!"
Dr. Klein, Fallout: New Vegas (Old World Blues DLC)

Alan: Judith's sister is hitting on me!
Charlie: She's not hitting on you, she's hitting on her sister's ex-husband.
Alan: ...But that's me!

"I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”

“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”
Thomas Edison

“We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.”
Gen. Douglas MacArthur

“Actually, we have no race classification in the strict sense of the word. We have population grouping. We in South Africa are not at all obsessed with race.”
— National Party MP in Parliament, 1967

"I don't want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub."
Grover Norquist

"It's not a school shooting when someone goes and shoots a specific person on campus. It's a shooting that happens to take place at school."

"The Woman is played by Amira Casar, who is completely nude most of the time, although the opening titles inform us that a body double will be playing her close-ups in [nude] scenes. 'It’s not her body,' the titles explain, 'it’s an extension of a fictional character.' Tell that to the double."

"So you'd have to be a total asshole to not see the obvious parallels between Nemesis and The Wrath of Khan. Now... I'm not sayin' that they ripped off that plot or anything, but what they did do is rip off that plot."

Kent: It's a FOOD chute! Sort of like a dumbwaiter, I suppose.
Yahtzee: It's not "sort of" like a dumbwaiter, it is a dumbwaiter, you massive cunt.
Let's Play Normality

""It's not plagiarism in the digital age — it's repurposing."

"He declares that people who think they actually did something when they create are selfish assholes, but contends that working out how to press control and V at the same time is an act of genius."
Cracked, in response to above quote

"Oh and I am NOT an "anti-semite". I am anti SCUMBAG, LYING, THIEVING, MURDERING, POS. Just b/c most Jews fall in that category is not my doing."


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