"I don't want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub."
— Grover Norquist
You sold out your kind for a little cash?
Absolutment non! I sold out my kind for a large amount of cash. There is a difference.
—Gambit and Wolverine in Wolverine and the X-Men
"Yeah but no but yeah no but yeah no but yeah no but yeah no but yeah no but—"
—Viki Pollard, Little Britain
Goblin: There are two things under this world that i really despise. [...] And from what i hear, you fall neatly into both categories.
Mulch: Just my luck.
Goblin: Luck ain't got nothin' to do with it. Fortune delivered you into my hands.
"We're not just doing it for the money! We're doing it for a shitload of money!"
—Lone Star, Spaceballs
"He inferred that universe-ending paradoxes would ensue if he broke his promise."
"No, no. I implied."
—Old Spock and Young Spock, Star Trek
Adam: So you lied. About everything.
Zachariah: We didn't lie. We just avoided certain truths to manipulate you.
—Supernatural, "Point of No Return"
"I'm not saying that it was aliens... but it was aliens."
"I'm not going to harm it. I'm going to dissect it until it's dead!"
—Dr. Klein, Fallout: New Vegas (Old World Blues DLC)
Alan: Judith's sister is hitting on me!
Charlie: She's not hitting on you, she's hitting on her sister's ex-husband.
Alan: ...But that's me!