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Celebrity voices are impersonated. No celebrities were harmed in the filming of this episode.
Jay Sherman, The Critic

Spear Carrier #1: Wait, Carmen Selectra? Doesn't he mean Carmen Electra?
Spear Carrier #2: No. No, he doesn't.

The Character of "Flint" is in no way based on Flint Dille.
Honest, Flint. No, really...
Tiny Toon Adventures, Credits Gag from "Thirteensomething"

Sister Dominick: No, the spoiled hotel heiress!
London Tipton: Is Paris Hilton in this class?
Sister Dominick: No, I'm talking about you.

Respect the cock and tame the cunt. And of course, by cock, I mean our hallowed justice system. That great blind cock that towers over us all and comes down hard on those who do bad! Like those who killed Mr. Husband! And by cunts, I of course mean CUNTS! Cunts like these two fallen angels who ruthlessly snatched away the life from our poor victim! These cunts who must be tamed before they try to destroy all of the joys of manhood! Our cock of justice will make these cunts wet with the moist tears of regret from what they've done!
Tom Croose/Kneesocks, Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt

Jim: Pleased to meet you, Mr....-Hey, you don't look like the president!
President: I'm one of those generic presidents they use on TV to keep shows from becoming dated.
Jim: Oh, well, pleased to meet you, Mr. Generic President.

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And can sci-fi movies please stop this tired-ass shit where every wealthy and/or technologically-inclined supervillain is some kind of "satirical" call-back to Steve Jobs and Apple? There have been other rich smart people recently, Hollywood — some of whom even contributed innovations beyond "Make everything curvy, twee and proprietary".
Moviebob criticising the bad guy during his review of Terminator Genisys

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