Quotes: Nightmare Fetishist
Love is a simple thing,
Love is a poison ring,
Shiny as a lizard's tongue,
Quiet as a man who's hung,
Love is so great and grand,
Soft as a mummy's hand,
Love is the raven's croak,
Sweet as the poison oak,
Brighter than a coffin nail,
Gay as a widow's wail.
Love makes an old heart stop.
Love is the mating call,
When you've sealed him in the wall,
Love is a simple thing.
"Why is it every conversation you people have has the word
corpse in it?"
Cheryl: Pam, you read me like a poem.
Pam: How's that poem gonna read when Cyril finally snaps and murders you?
Cheryl: I dunno, "World's Gushiest Orgasm?"
Sgt Donovan: Are these *human* eyes?
Sherlock: Put those back!
Sgt Donovan: They were in the microwave.
I like nightmares waking up in a cold cold sweat
I like nightmares making hair stand up on my neck
My heart is pumping
I'm runnin' for my life
I'm scared to death and yet...
— "I Like Nightmares", from Spooky Music
When I know there's going to be violence involved, I always, always
make sure I have a bottle of lubricant and some paper towel on hand.
This adorable Iron Maiden! And this cute mask of infamy! Waaa! Aren't they just great?
The Great Gonzo (as himself):
He's got demons?!
"Next Doctor" / Jackson Lake: It started with a murder...
Oh, good. (gets a weird look)
I mean, bad.
new, whatever it is, if itís entertainment or food or girls. Mermaid is new, as girls go.
"Mainly, I have clients, private collectors who are into what I do, and I take requests. They ask for some specific image, and I create it. Images you can't get with just a camera, but that they carry around in their heads. They bring me their sick shit, and I make it visible."
"Perverts?" I asked.
"Yeah. Some of them, sure. But not all. Some of them are just. . . Some of them just need to see with their eyes these images that they've already seen in their mind's eye. Sometimes, it seems like I'm a sort of therapist, or midwife. They might want a photorealistic unicorn, or a woman might want a photo of herself, naked, riding a unicorn, or -"
->"A photo of herself fucking that unicorn," I said.
"Pretty much," she nodded.