[[folder:Comic Books]]

->What did ''I'' do? Oh, [[Comicbook/TheFlash Barry]]. My idol. My inspiration. That's the beauty of all this madness. I didn't do ''anything''. Not a thing. You see, it turns out... ''You're'' the villain today.
-->--'''Zoom''', ''Comicbook/{{Flashpoint}}''

->I thought I was doing the right thing. I was "Supergirl", right? I always do the right thing. The man I took back, his name was Reactron. [[ComicBook/NewKrypton He was the end of my people]]. Because of me, they're gone. [[Franchise/{{Superman}} Kal]] said even super-people make mistakes.
-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}''' ''ComicBook/{{Bizarrogirl}}''

->You left me right at the heart of the [[LondonGangster Cooper]] family, free to do as I wished. Free in [[WretchedHive dear old London]], where they mix despair with the bricks and mortar. Free to make this underworld of theirs tear itself apart. [[TheAntiChrist Free to cry havoc]].
->[[YourApprovalFillsMeWithShame Thank you]].
-->--'''[[EnfantTerrible Little]] [[HumanoidAbomination Ronnie Cooper]]''' to John Constantine, ''ComicBook/{{Hellblazer}}: Son Of Man''


[[folder:Film - Animated]]

->Tell your people as of today that this workload has been doubled, thanks to your god. Or is it thanks to ''you?''
-->--'''Rameses''' to Moses, ''WesternAnimation/ThePrinceOfEgypt''

->'''Homer''': Homer do good?\\
'''Bart''': Actually, you doomed us all. ''[[OhNoNotAgain Again]]''.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsonsMovie''

->'''Sheila Broflovski:''' But I just wanted to make the world safer for children!\\
'''Satan:''' Yes, and in doing so you brought enough intolerance in the world to let me rise.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut''

->''"It's too late! We're banished, genius! We're in the human world! What a great idea, going to your old pal Waternoose! [[spoiler: TOO BAD HE WAS IN ON THE WHOLE THING!]] All you had to do was listen to me, just ONCE! But you DIDN'T, did you?!'' (beat) ''YOU'RE STILL NOT LISTENING!"''
-->'''Mike Wazowski''' (to '''Sulley'''), ''WesternAnimation/MonstersInc''


[[folder:Film - Live-Action]]

->You should have gone for the head.
-->-- '''Thanos''', mocking Thor for deliberately holding off the killing blow for the sake of a PreMortemOneLiner, [[spoiler:allowing him to carry out the Snappening]], ''Film/AvengersInfinityWar''

->[[UsefulNotes/SovietInvasionOfAfghanistan These things happened]]. They were glorious and they changed the world... [[UsefulNotes/TheWarOnTerror and then we fucked up the endgame]].
-->-- '''Congressman Wilson''', ''Film/CharlieWilsonsWar''

->Wonderful. You have all done far greater damage than I ever could have. Bravo, bravo. This is a moment I will treasure.
-->--'''Sarris''', ''Film/GalaxyQuest''

->It's the Hubble! You killed the Hubble!
-->-- '''Crow T. Robot''' after [[MikeNelsonDestroyerOfWorlds Mike Nelson]] plows the ''Satellite of Love'' into the Hubble Telescope, ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 TheMovie''



->Everything we fought for. Every we strived to prevent. [[MacGuffinDeliveryService And we just handed it to]] [[BigBad Friedrich]] [[MacGuffinDeliveryService on a silver platter]]. We bloody crafted the [[DoomsdayDevice Uhrwerkgerat]] for him in front of all the people we were meant to save. [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone And I let it happen]]. I knew we were rushing this. I knew Clyde and Tabitha were dysfunctional. And I let events ride over me. I let fear rule me. My goddamn fear of death. [[SelfFulfillingProphecy And it's that fear that's brought the future echo's promise closer]].
->I am such a fucking jackass some days.
-->--''Broken Hero,'' by Jonathan Wood


[[folder:Live-Action TV]]

->Ah, Romana! Hello, how are you? I see the Count broke you in as a lab assistant. What are you making for him - a model railway? Gallifreyan egg-timer? I do hope you're not making a time machine, I shall be very angry.
-->-- '''The Doctor''' to Romana, who is building a time machine for the VillainOfTheWeek, ''Series/DoctorWho''

->'''Adolf Hitler:''' Thank you, whoever you are. I think you have just saved my life.\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''(quietly)'' Believe me... it was an accident.\\
'''Amy:''' What do you mean, we just saved his life?! We cannot have just ''SAVED HITLER!''
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Let's Kill Hitler"

->I crossed a line with you, a line I vowed never to cross. [[RevengeBeforeReason I hunted you down and killed you]], unleashing this [[PuppeteerParasite Ward reboot]] nightmare [[SatanicArchetype hell beast]] on the planet.
-->--'''Phil Coulson''', to '''Hive''', ''Series/AgentsOfSHIELD, [[Recap/AgentsOfSHIELDS3E22Ascension Ascension]]''



->You say to yourself [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone "Dear God, What Have I Done?"]]\\
And hope it's not too late, because tomorrow...\\
[[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt May never come!]]
-->-- '''Music/SocialDistortion''', "Reach For The Sky"

->Congratulations on the mess you made of things.
-->-- '''Music/TVOnTheRadio''', "DLZ"


[[folder:Mythology and Religion]]

->When an evil spirit comes out of a man, it goes through arid places seeking rest and does not find it. Then it says, "I will return to the house I left." When it arrives, it finds the house unoccupied, swept clean and put in order. Then it goes and takes with it seven other spirits more wicked than itself, and they go in and live there. And the final condition of that man is worse than the first. That is how it will be with this wicked generation.
-->-- '''Jesus''', ''Literature/TheBible'' (New International Version), Matthew 12:43-45


[[folder:Video Games]]

->'''Auron''': The Underdrome. Fiends of the Underworld once clashed there - battle after battle. But Zeus didn't like the senseless violence, so he locked the place up.\\
'''Sora''': How did it get UN-locked?\\
'''Auron''': Some fool must have broken the seal.\\
'''Sora''': {{What an idiot}}.
-->-- ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsII'', Sora calling himself an idiot

->Geh heh heh! Excellent work! As I thought, you held the keys to the Door of Time! You have led me to the gates of the Sacred Realm... Yes, I owe it all to you, kid!
-->-- '''Ganondorf''', after Link and Princess Zelda unwittingly pave the way for his rise to power, ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime''

->(''[[SarcasticClapping slow clap]]'') [[EvilGloating Very impressive, Alex. You just killed the only remaining means of becoming a Dragonmaster.]] [[EvilLaugh Hahahahaha]]... you're making this way too easy!
-->-- '''The Magic Emperor''', ''VideoGame/LunarTheSilverStar''

->[[AC:[[OhCrap Good news]]. I figured out what that thing you just incinerated did. It was a [[MoralityChip Morality Core]] they installed after I flooded the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment to make me stop flooding the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin]]. So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters...]]
-->-- '''SelfDemonstrating/{{GLaDOS}}''', ''VideoGame/{{Portal}}''

->[[AC:That thing you just incinerated wasn't important to me. It was a Fluid Catalytic Cracking Unit. It made shoes for orphans. [[TropeNamer Nice job breaking it, "hero."]]]]
-->-- '''SelfDemonstrating/{{GLaDOS}}''', ''VideoGame/{{Portal}}''

->[[AC: But, since we're not busy other than [[BottomlessPits that]], here's a couple of facts: He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived - and ''you'' just put him in charge of the entire facility.]]
-->-- [[spoiler:'''[=GLaDOS=]''' (or [[BalefulPolymorph PotatOS]])]], ''VideoGame/{{Portal 2}}''

->'''Sonic''': Knuckles, did you let Eggman [[GullibleLemmings trick you]] ''again?''\\
'''Knuckles''': [[ImplausibleDeniability Like, you weren't?]]\\
'''Sonic''': Smooth move, [[{{Pun}} knucklehead]].
-->-- ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure''

->[[HordeOfAlienLocusts EATERS]] have [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt destroyed the entire ecosystem of the planet, which is now in ruin]]. [[ApocalypseHow Now, the EATERS will roam the universe in search of more victims, repeating the process of destruction on each planet they find]]. Eventually, they'll undoubtedly reach the Earth. And you'll have to live with the knowledge that what led them here was...''[[VillainProtagonist you]]''.
-->-- Ending of ''VideoGame/ChimeraBeast''

->'''Maybe it's time to let go. [[UnfinishedBusiness Past mistakes. Past obligations. Past fears]]. [[EpiphanicPrison They are a prison]]. [[SealedEvilInACan They handcuffed me to Tokyo]]. Now... now I'm free. There is a whole world out there of joys and dandies and how-do-you-do's. I'm free to get out there now. Thanks to you.'''
->'''[[YourApprovalFillsMeWithShame Thanks for everything]].'''
->'''[[KarmaHoudini See you, Chuck...]]'''
-->--'''The Black Signal,''' ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''


-->-- '''Mega Hedgehog''', after very literally breaking it, ''Webcomic/TwoEvilScientists''


[[folder:Web Original]]

->I wish I could explain this sequence better, but the film isn't giving me much to work with. Either Data just emptied the lake, or he just flooded the crap out of it. Either way, I'm sure the Idyllic Villagers are just wishing he'd get the hell off their planet already. First, the guy spies on them, then he goes berserk and takes hostages, and then he starts messing with the water supply. I'm sure they can't wait to see which chapter of ''How to Win Friends and Influence People'' he'll act out next.
-->-- '''Website/TheAgonyBooth''' on ''Film/StarTrekInsurrection''

->'''David''': Batman is very "oops!" about the fact that he convinced the tribe to kill two of their people.\\
'''Laura''': Batman is totally having a case of the Mondays.
-->-- [[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-odyssey-neal-adams-review/ "The Complete and Utter Insanity of]] ''ComicBook/BatmanOdyssey''"

->Jesus Christ I launched a missile! ...I'm not helping ''anything'' today. Well, guess I just started World War III. This has been a busy day, but in the end there's only one thing that matters: ''[[ItsAllAboutMe I]]'' [[ItsAllAboutMe did not leave any fingerprints.]] ''[[ItsAllAboutMe I]]'' [[ItsAllAboutMe was wearing my suit.]]
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''

->'''[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 Mephiles]]:''' The day of disaster... AND DARKNESS! Who did this, you may ask? You have this person to blame. [[SarcasmMode I]] ''[[SarcasmMode thank]]'' [[SarcasmMode you, Fegs!]]\\
'''[[Film/{{Downfall}} Hermann]] [[WebVideo/HitlerRants Fegelein]]:''' (''heavy sigh'') I didn't know that shooting [[EldritchAbomination that thing]] would bring us [[NothingIsScarier here...]]\\
'''Mephiles:''' Don't tell me you didn't know!\\
'''Fegelein:''' [[LampshadeHanging It wasn't obvious!]]\\
'''Mephiles:''' ... very well. Now all we have to do... [[WeWait is sit back and wait]].
-->-- ''WebAnimation/TheFrolloShow'' ("Frollo Finally Does It" - Part 1)

->'''Way To Go, [[VideoGame/ChronoCross Serge]]:''' It will eventually turn out that, for a minimum of the first sixty percent of the game, you were actually being [[UnwittingPawn manipulated]] by the forces of evil into doing their sinister bidding for them. In extreme cases this may go as high as 90%. [[BrokenAesop The clear implication is that it would have been better to not get involved in the first place.]]
-->-- ''The Grand List of Console Role Playing Game Cliches'', Cliche number 168

->How about your hubris leading to the untimely death of your best friend that will plague your smarmy ass with regret?
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''', on ''Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan''

-> Billie said uncomfortably, "So the common denominator for all six of these [ecological disasters] isnít Darrow, itísÖ Fey?"
-> Nikki threw her hands into the air and sobbed, "Oh Goddess! Iím the worst supervillain in the last two years!"
-> Hank muttered, "Man. What do you say to that?"
-> "We're number one?" tried Toni.
-->--'''Literature/WhateleyUniverse''', as Fey's magic gets {{Nerf}}ed by her conscience


[[folder:Western Animation]]

->Well, I hope you're satisfied. You two have, in a matter of minutes, messed up what it took Mother Nature millions of years to create.
-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/ClassicDisneyShorts Ranger Woodlore]]''', "Grand Canyonscope"

->Powerpuff Girls, ''you did this.''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls'', "Speed Demon"

->You sure you lot are the ''good'' guys?
-->-- '''Klofange''', ''WesternAnimation/XiaolinShowdown'', when the monks accidentally provide [[OurMermaidsAreDifferent Dyris]] a means of escape ''and'' flooding the Earth.

->'''Vincent Van Ghoul:''' Only ''you'' can return the demons to the chest.
->'''Scooby-Doo & Shaggy:''' Why us?
->'''Vincent Van Ghoul:''' Because ''you'' let them out!
-->--The opening to ''WesternAnimation/TheThirteenGhostsOfScoobyDoo''


[[folder:Real Life]]

->One more such [[PyrrhicVictory victory]] and we are undone.
-->-- '''Pyrrhus of Epirus''', 279 BCE