-> 1. 0.914 is the world record for highest-ever recorded BAC that did not result in death. A 67 year-old Bulgarian man wandered into a hospital after being hit by a truck and they checked his BAC with multiple instruments, thinking that their equipment must be faulty.
-> 2. The previous record was 0.80, held by a Lithuanian.
-> 3. [[MadeOfIron Eastern Europeans are not to be fucked with]].
--> --From [[http://www.cracked.com/funny-1095-blood-alcohol-content/ this]] '''Website/{{Cracked}}''' article.

->''Justice doesn't let me get drunk anymore. I kind of miss it...''
-->- '''Anders''', ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII''

->''Enough with the damn beer. My HealingFactor won't let me get drunk anyway.''
-->--''VideoGame/{{Deadpool}}''

->He was not to realise it until many weeks later, but his physiology had indeed been changed by Sharon's [[ArtifactOfDoom malign magic]]. He could never be drunk, no matter how much he imbibed. His [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor wished-for sobriety]] was absolute. He could still have hangovers if he were to over-indulge alcoholically, but he would never again experience inebriation. But this grim revelation was in the future.
-->--''The Soddit''