Funny and/or Weird Crap That Nerd Bird Has Said
"IIIII WOULD WALK 4775.8 MIIIILES, AND IIIII WOULD WALK 4775.8 MOOOOOORE..."
"YOU'RE TEARING ME APAHHHHT TV TROPES"
"I want my...
-puts on sunglasses-
"As The Moon Rises, I Feel My Sanity Slowly Slipping Away. But All Is Okay, As I Have Received A Hug From Nerd Bird. Nerd Is Love, Nerd Is Life. "
"I think I'm an Author Avatar from a horrible Neighbours fanfiction penned by an obsessive thirteen-year-old Australian girl with hives. "
"I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR PONY OVERLORD"
-to the tune of Fame- "TROPES
I WANNA LIVE FOREEEEEEVER, I WANNA LEARN HOW TO LINK
"I once killed a man with a marshmallow and some dental floss. But that's a story for another day."
"It used to be an application process, took several weeks to process. Nowadays, I grab onto any piece of male meat that enters the vicinity of TV Tropes."
"It's troping time, c'mon, grab your keyboards, we'll go to very distant websites, with Nerd the Bird, and Jon the Human, the potholes'll never end, It's Troping Time!"
"I need more quotes for my page. I better start saying more memorable crap..."
Funny and/or Nice Stuff That Other People Have Said
Quag 15: "One Bird to rule them all, One Bird to find them, One Bird to bring them all and in the darkness bind them in the Land of Australia where the kangaroos lie."
Jimmmyman10: "nerd bird is an evil is sexy leader of a huge harem, sittin on her throne in a red dress surrounded by half naked men and woman all commitin various acts of hedonism while she is jus so bored of the whole "evil hedonist" thing that she decided To try being nerdy."
Diurnal Brocolli: "In 2013, a bunch of Tropers got in a huge sugar rush after they found Hopey's sweetie stash. Now hyper as all hell, they ship tropers with other tropers. Today, still feared by some tropers, they ship tropers anyway. If you want a ship, if they're compatible, and you can stand yaoi, maybe you can hire... The Shipping Team. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun..."
Yin Hachiko: "...Who doesn't like Danniee?!? D:"
Dhana Ragnarok: "People seems to consider you my Distaff Counterpart. They're wrong. You're way too cute and coherent for that."
Egregious One: "Dhana's basically Nerd Bird born as a man, and vice versa."
Inhopelessguy: "WE WILL FIGHT LONLINESS WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP. WE WILL PUNCH IT IN THE TESTICLES AND KICK IT WHILE ITS DOWN."
DhanaRagnarok: "You know, I just had a revelation. We're basically at opposite sides of the Earth. When one wakes up, the other goes to sleep. It was all arranged so we could bring insanity to the world 24/24"
Landorkus: "There should be a spinoff [of the (nonexistant) Shipping Thread doujin Chocolate Syrup ~ Yaoi Surprise] called Feathered Sweetness ~ Nerd Bird's Harem."
JR Pictures: "Nerd Bird x The Weird Stuff she Does. I call OTP on this."
Regular Defender: "Seconded."
Sixthhokage1: "Forthed by Sixth."
Murky Muse: "Ello, terl. And yes, that ship is OTP."
Regular Defender: "So the motion carries?"
The Mike: "-wanders in- Well, this is what I get for sleeping."
Eskay 64: "The Harem of Nerd Bird, aka Daniiee, has metamorphosized into much more than just a collection of those who love Nerd Bird. It is in fact a law of the universe that everyone loves Nerd Bird, or will love her as soon as they meet her. No, it has become a cult, a society, a lifestyle. It consists of those who truly, undeniably love her, even those already in romantic relationships. For the sort of love of Nerd Bird that the Harem has is different from that of any of the Four Loves or the Quadrants. It is its own sort of love. It is unique. And just as a friendship can exist alongside a romantic relationship, it can — and does — coexist with any and all other types of loves."
Jimmmyman10: "CAUSE YOU...CHANGE YOUR MIND...LIKE AUSTRALIA...CHANGES PRIME MINISTERS"
Simooo 713: "You don't perk up the thread you lift till Its soaring through the sky like a bird. A Nerd Bird."