->''And when we get behind closed doors\\
Then she lets her hair hang down\\
And she makes me glad that I'm a man\\
Oh, no one knows what goes on behind closed doors''
-->-- '''Charlie Rich''', "Behind Closed Doors"

->''Ev'ryone who sees me thinks\\
That I'm that dull Miss Byrd.\\
I could blow that myth apart,\\
But I don't say a word.\\
I sit here at my desk\\
And no one knows\\
Not twenty minutes ago I was not wearing clothes\\
I was in someone's arms,\\
In someone's bed.\\
Oh, what the thought of it does to my head!''
-->-- ''Theatre/CloserThanEver'', "Miss Byrd"