Quotes / Narrative Profanity Filter

"Well, really! The Illuminati's latest message is- It's- Well, let's just say it's unsuitable for polite company. I should be much obliged if you'd teach those privy-mouthed savages some manners, %firstname!"

— Wedge, Final Fantasy XIV

"The pirate captain gloats at drawing first blood, pointing to you and calling you a bunch of very unkind names that I’m not going to say here because I don’t want you to throw down this book so you can try to find and murder this pirate in real life! Just take my word for it: the things he says about you are that bad."

— The Lemony Narrator, To Be or Not to Be

Ridcully took a deep breath.
"You stupid —!" he screamed.
The word he uttered was unfamiliar to those wizards who had not had his robust country upbringing and knew noting of the finer points of animal husbandry.

— Reaper Man

"Ron told Malfoy to do something that Harry knew he would never have dared say in front of Mrs. Weasley."

— Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

She cursed in ancient Colchian, calling into question my mother's past romantic relationships.

— Apollo, The Trials of Apollo

(nearby driver honks horn twice)
Ted: Oh, yeah? Well, that's not physically possible for me to do, so there!

— Curious George (2006)

Is your dad mad at me, Tommy? I never heard none of those words before.

— Chuckie, Rugrats

It warms my heart to know that Squidward thinks we're close enough to use the harshest words in his critique - horrible words that should never be used around strangers, who may now know how well-intentioned those words are.

— SpongeBob SquarePants

“I realized that I didn’t have to be an expert in basketball,” Bois said. “But I can randomly be the world’s foremost expert in this one season of one team,” he added, using an expletive for the abysmal Bobcats.

— The New York Times, "Turning Sports Statistics Into Riveting Cinema"

He told me what I could do with your car - a physical impossibility, sadly.

— Bentley, The Jeffersons

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