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->''The Frightbot told a story so scary you couldn't help but laugh.''
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Mother 3}}''

->''He was sobbing so hard that he began to hiccup.''
-->-- '''Lorelei Mackenzie''', [[http://www.geocities.com/loreleimackenzie/tng/PicardsIllumination.html Picard's Illumination]]

->''"My arm... is numb. Numb arm... numb arm... [[TropeNamer narm NARM-]]"'' *thud*
-->-- '''Nate''', SixFeetUnder

->''"[[{{Engrish}} The miracle never happen.]]"''
-->-- ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney: Justice for All'' (Bad Ending)

->''"...\\\
My.\\\
[[BigOMG Gooooooooooooooooooood.]]"''
-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDKmSxJkOWA Hikaru Sulu]]''', Series/StarTrekVoyager (Flashback)

->''"WHAT AM I FIGHTING '''FOOOOOOORRRRRARG?!'''"''
-->-- '''Zero''', VideoGame/MegaManX4 [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LISmPmdUhYA cutscene]]

->''"I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with L'''IIIIIIIIIGHT'''!"''
-->-- '''Dante''', Franchise/DevilMayCry

->''"Join me, Link, and I will make your face the grrrrrreatest in Koridai! Or else you will '''DIE.'''\\
You DARE bring LIGHT to my LAIR? '''YOU MUST DIE!!'''"''
-->-- '''Ganon''', [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Link: The Faces of Evil]] and [[YouTubePoop Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]], respectively (and by the way, every single line from these games could probably be quoted here, but those two are arguably the Narmiest.)

->''"RUUUUUUN!!! GOOOOOOOOOOO!!! [[MemeticMutation GET TO THE CHOPAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!]]"''
-->-- '''Dutch''' (Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger), Film/{{Predator}}

->''"[-........................................my boat.-]"''
-->--'''The Mariner''', {{Film/Waterworld}}

->''"'''PUNCH''' THE KEYS, FOR GOD'S SAKE!"''
-->--'''William Forrester''', Film/FindingForrester

->''"I, Garland, will knock you all down!"''
-->-- VideoGame/FinalFantasyI

->''"Oh man! Oh God, oh man! [[MadnessMantra Oh God, oh man! Oh God oh man! Oh God oh man oh GOD]]"''
-->-- '''Ryan O'Neal''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KyBdPeKHg Tough Guys Don't Dance]]

->[[{{Engrish}} Don't walk you away]], \\
I can find \\
Don't walk you away, \\
I can smile \\
[[JapaneseRanguage All in one right]], \\
all in one yeah! \\
Start all again
-->-- The (on-screen) lyrics to the {{DJMAX}} song [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnAcT5nwc28&fmt=18 Fallen Angel]]

->''"That was TOO close! You were almost a JILL SANDWICH!"''
-->-- '''Barry Burton''', VideoGame/ResidentEvil

->''"[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k Garbage day! Hahahaha!]]"''
-->-- Film/SilentNightDeadlyNightPart2

->''"[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=HyophYBP_w4&feature=fvwp They're eating her! And then they’re going to eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!]]"''
-->-- Film/{{Troll 2}}

->''"Then it's settled. Let's have fun tonight because it is... IT'S PARTY TIME!"''
-->--'''Minh''', Anime/BloodPlus

->''"[[IllKillYou I'll kill you]]! [[ShapedLikeItself I'll kill you to death]]!"''
-->-- '''Superboy-Prime''', Countdown To Infinite Crisis

->''"LOVE IS BREAKING MY HEEEEE-AAAAART!"''
-->-- Love is Breaking My Heart by Grave Digger

->''"NOOOO! '''MY LOVE!''' Accept it! Accept it! '''ACCEPT IT!'''"''
-->-- '''Zommari Leroux''', Manga/{{Bleach}}

->''"WHAT is a MAN?!? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!!"''
-->-- '''Dracula''', VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight

->''"Holy cosmos, look at that thing! So, that's the dragon of the legends? My gosh! That's one whopper of a lizard!"''
-->-- [[Manga/DragonBall Vegeta]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdGa-2BSFiI discovering the Namekian Dragon.]]

->''"E'RYBODY BETRAY ME! I FED AHP WIT DIS WHIRL."''
-->-- '''Johnny''', Film/TheRoom

->"''I should not be laughing! This is a terrible situation! And yet... I find myself unable to resist... your influence!"''
-->-- '''Jorgen Von Strangle''', in The [[WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutron Jimmy]]/[[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddparents Timmy]] Power Hour 2: When Nerds Collide after he blasts Jimmy and Timmy into a ditch.

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->''"The sublime and the ridiculous are often so nearly related, that it is difficult to class them separately. One step above the sublime, makes the ridiculous; and one step above the ridiculous, makes the sublime again."''
-->-- '''Thomas Paine''', The Age of Reason, (1795)

->''"Misjudging whether to go big or small is, dramatically, a huge problem. The entire tightrope of dramatic effectiveness hinges on getting the balance right. The line between pathos and bathos is razor thin, and tumbling off of it can be the difference between brilliant and a disaster that will be mocked for the ages."''
-->-- '''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2013/10/pop-between-realities-home-in-time-for_18.html Dr. Phil Sandifer]]''' on ''{{Series/Skins}}''

->''"There's probably a reason ''Jessie's Song'' has gotten boiled down to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bflYjF90t7c a single line of dialogue]], as it's merely a taster for ''[[Series/SavedByTheBell SBTB]]''[='=]s real excursion into drug hysteria that's yet to come, and wanders on both sides of the line between sanity and white-knuckled pearl-clutching. But when it does cross over, it's a real [[MontyPythonsFlyingCircus John Cleese]] of a walk, with one leg halfway up behind its ears and the other right up its own hole."''
-->--'''Stuart Millard''', ''So Excited, So Scared''

->''"My 12-year-old son, Rob, was going through a pile of ballots, and he asked me how "[=MacArthur=] Park" goes, so I sang it, giving it my best shot, and Rob laughed so hard that when I got to the part about [[FauxSymbolism leaving the cake out in the rain]], [[WordSaladLyrics and it took so long to bake it]], and [[{{Metaphorgotten}} I'll never have that recipe again]], Rob was on the floor. He didn't BELIEVE those lyrics were real. He was SURE his wacky old humor-columnist dad [[PoesLaw was making them up.]]"''
-->--'''Creator/DaveBarry''' on the worst song ever recorded

->'''Chris:''' Remember that really good episode of {{Justice League Unlimited}} about ComicBook/BoosterGold? This is basically the opposite of that...The [[InUniverseMarketing Booster Gold infomercial]] that they ran part of in the preview last week was seriously the high point of the show.\\
'''David''': I loved all of the commercial scenes, but that’s not because the show tried really hard to get the vibe of a Booster Gold informercial and reached an aspired-to level of cheesiness, it’s because the show is naturally at the level of [[WorldOfBuxom craft]] and [[{{Anvilicious}} subtlety]] of a Booster Gold infomercial.\\
'''Chris''': Zing!
-->--''Smallvillains'' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-10-18-booster/ on]] {{Series/Smallville}} (Booster)

->''"Arnold rips his throat out, turns to the camera and bellows, HERE'S SUB ZERO. NOW! PLAIN ZERO!!! I honestly can't conceive of a world where there's a more badass thing to say after killing someone named Sub Zero. We are so blessed to have Film/RunningMan in our lives."''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.break.com/article/the-12-best-arnold-kills-out-of-all-509-2554063 The 12 Best Arnold Kills (Out of 509)]]

->''"It's the dead seriousness of this line that really makes this scene immortal. This actor sells it like he's [[ComicBook/GreenLantern Hal Jordan]] gifted with this godlike artifact of immeasurable power, something to be feared and respected. He gives it the same battle-hardened, post-orgiastic tone as the classic 'I love the smell of napalm in the morning' line from ''Apocalypse Now.''"''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/the-wizard/ on]] ''Film/TheWizard''

->''"I personally love when [the film] tries to build up how badass Creator/StevenSeagal is by saying something to the effect of '''You could drop him in the middle of Antartica with only his skivvies and he would show up at your pool the next day with a tan and a fistful of pesos.''' That is just brilliant. This movie is simply hilarious and is funnier than most comedies out there today. You aren’t a movie fan until you are a Seagal connoisseur."''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/01/20/on-deadly-ground-1993-steven-seagal/ on]] OnDeadlyGround

->''"Moviemakers talk about 'bad laughs.' That's when the audience laughs when it's not supposed to. This is conceivably the first movie which is in its entirety a bad laugh."''
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''', ''[[{{Main/Hindenburg}} The Hindenburg]]'' (1975)

->''"Netflix also labels this as a comedy, but any laughter is purely unintentional."''
-->--'''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''' [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/induction-the-reunion/ on]] The Reunion (2011)

->''"Of all people, Nguyen best sums up why {{Birdemic}} [[SoBadItsGood works]] in the bonus features: When an audience member sarcastically asks why his film is so awesome, he responds with one word: '''Sincerity'''"''
-->--'''Andrew Kasch''', Dread Central's Birdemic: Shock and Terror DVD/Blu-Ray [[http://www.dreadcentral.com/reviews/birdemic-shock-and-terror-dvdblu-ray review]]

->''"Now, is [[RevengeOfTheSith General Grievous]] supposed to be funny? 'Cause they said he was a villain, right? Not a comedian?"''
-->-- '''[[RedLetterMedia Mr. Plinkett]]''', Revenge of the Sith review

->''"When faced with unspeakable horror, Cage seemingly thought to himself, 'What would [[{{Friends}} Chandler Bing]] say?'"''
-->-- '''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''' on ''Film/TheWickerMan''

->''"There aren't many video games that [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5FTJxfV3pc I've actually been embarrassed]] to have people watching me play."''
-->--'''Pat R.''', [[http://www.socksmakepeoplesexy.net/index.php?a=ff10 I'm Ready For My Closeup, Mr. Sakaguchi.]]

->''"It's incidents like when Wesley Snipes gets whacked twice with a TV set and barely suffers a bruise that make up the real humor."''
-->-- [[http://www.reelviews.net/movies/d/demo_man.html James Berardinelli's review]] of ''Film/DemolitionMan''.

->"{{Spider-man}} gave Mary Jane cancer by tragically shooting her up repeatedly with his horrible radioactive Spider-Semen. ''His horrible radioactive Spider-Semen''. That’s not tragic. That shit is fucking ''hilarious''."
-->-- '''''Blog/ToplessRobot''''' [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/11/the_12_dumbest_spiderman_stories_ever_besides_the.php on]] ''Comicbook/SpiderManReign''

->''"Dracula seems to have abandoned his wife, Dolores, out of grief for their dead son, leaving her to grieve for Janus at his gravestone. It's actually a kind of sad scene, at least it would be if his gravestone didn't say Rest In [[YouMakeMeSic Peaee]]."''
-->-- '''WebVideo/BennettTheSage''', in his review of [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/bt/the-sage/anime-abandon/33924-dracula-sovereign-of-the-damned-with-linkara Dracula Sovereign Of The Damned]]

->The comic's main villain, an old school dean who once expelled Chris for good reason, is, in the comic, an evil witch who uses a brain control ray to transform the inhabitants of [=CWCville=] into her slaves (read: mall guards). Chris explains to the audience that this ray only works on the slow-in-mind. Hilarity ensues when you realize this means that whenever Sonichu and friends fight Mary Lee's minions, [[UnfortunateImplications they are actually beating through wave after wave of the mentally handicapped.]]
-->--[[http://badwebcomicswiki.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Sonichu The Bad Webcomics Wiki]] on {{Sonichu}}

-> “Be brave like my mother. Otherwise, you disgrace her.” Oh, snap, that’s harsh—
->“Otherwise, she died for nothing.” O SNAP NOW YOU’VE REALLY GOT HIM
->“Otherwise, the bowl will remain empty, forever.” Aaaaaand you’ve oversold it. There was a Line of Bathos, and you crossed it. I know it’s a metaphorical fish, but sweetie, that fish ain’t comin’ back.
-->-- [[Creator/CleolindaJones Cleolinda Jones]] in the [[FootnoteFever commentary]] for Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince in 15 minutes.

-> You would have to have a heart of stone to watch Rory laying down his own life to save Amy (for the sixteenth or seventeenth time) without giggling, at least a little
-->-- '''[[http://www.andrewrilstone.com Andrew Rilstone]]''' reviewing ''Series/DoctorWho'', The Angels Take Manhattan in The Writer's Tale
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